I hate these fu*kers at the best of times, pootling along in their own little world, oblivious to the huge jam in the outside lane as drivers queue to overtake, while the inside lane is clear for miles and miles...
So when I joined onto the motorway today behind some random car, we both started out at 60ish on the inside lane, as you do. Inside lane was completely clear.
As I'm in the supra, I don't fancy crawling along at 60 so I soon indicate and pull into the centre lane to overtake. What does the idiot in front do? Yes he pulls out into the middle lane in front of me, so he can pootle along in the middle lane at 60 as usual - even though the inside lane is clear - causing me to brake hard cos there was something coming up in the outside lane. What a prick.
Needless to say, when I did pass him he was sat there, staring straight ahead, gormless and oblivious to my two-fingered salute. He stayed there in the middle until I lost him in my mirror, another one of England's millions of MIDDLE LANE DRIVERS
OK rant over thanks for reading