hogmaw

I'm not ugly nor is my missus and we met online as did some of our friends who are now very happily married and with kids. So your comment is a load of rubbish mate. If you want to join a website then go for it, Match.com is good fun and even if you don't find a new g/f on there you WILL have lots of dates & lots of fun if you use it correctly. As for being single, and even unemployed, look at the positive side to it. Plenty of time to do what you want and consider your future and options. And all that freedom!

Well done on your start up and best of luck with your new venture! Does this mean that if/when you are successful you will get a Bentley too?

My simple ironic comment obviously flew straight over your head. Did you really in all honesty get a degree?

Only 5 left? Perhaps the others heard you coming. I'd invest in a quieter exhaust.

It looks like someone else has just done a search for the same thing

I was surfing the web looking for 'duck penis' (don't ask) and I found this site which was quite interesting. When I was in Japan I ate raw octopus but deep fried duck head? Ants eggs? Chicken bollocks? No thanks!

BBC comment: "The vast majority of Top Gear viewers have clear expectations of Jeremy Clarkson's long-established and frequently provocative on-screen persona. This particular reference was used to comically exaggerate and make ridiculous an unfair urban myth about the world of lorry driving, and was not intended to cause offence." Quite right. Some people should just lighten up.

The receptionist was only doing his job, and that is following procedure and making sure that non-tax paying foreigners don't cheat the system. What is the problem with that?

To all those people who are suggesting a race Supra vs Veyron - forget it. You only have to watch JamieP's video to see why!

Yes until he loses it on the track!!!

Clarkson seems to me to be competent enough to drive fast cars around on the track. He gets the back end out and isn't afraid to give it some. Why do you keep saying 'he can't drive'? What do you mean by that exactly? The Supra has been on Top Gear in the past, but as people have said it's way too old now to be relevant to the current format

How does Bedford Aerodrome shape up?

You could get a TOP spec Soarer for that and have plenty cash left over Otherwise I agree with M5 Why not post a poll

Ooh that's what I want! Hope Garfy can still make it happen

Someone might have stolen mine and gone for a joyride? I wouldn't know as I'm in Oz at the moment

You can get an old BMW M5 for the same money. Not as nice to look at but plenty power

Can we do the next Supra meet there please.

Peter Kay One Liners 1) I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' 2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. 4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. 5) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. 6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals. 7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! >From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. 8) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade. 9) S*x is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. 10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' 11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? 12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. 13) You know that look women get when they want s*x? No, me neither 14) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living. 15) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. 16) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

That is a fantastic site. I could 'wander around' there for hours

I missed it. What is the point?

Are all examples of deindividuation negative? I can only think of bad ones eg gangs, footy hooligans, etc.

I've seen a few on this board but this is quite possibly the dumbest post yet

That gunmetal spin was me, I don't know who shat themselves the most, me or the cameraman!

Quality! More please....