If our lass found out I am BPU she would pack me in a flash. She's no tree hugger but nevertheless doesn't approve cos of the emissions. So the other day when I came home with me new Veilside exhaust the extra noise with the full decat raised her suspisions...
Her 'The car seems loud today? Is it OK?'
Me 'Is it? Sounds normal to me'
Her 'I'm sure it's louder, what have you done to it???'
Me 'Nothing but I'm using Optimax fuel now, it's greener and better for your engine, maybe that's what it is'
And I got away with it. He he. I also said it failed the mot cos of the non-working fog light. Which is partly true so I don't feel (too) guilty.