sound iam trying to get someone to come with me as I dont know glasgow but my mate is fae airdrie so he better know eh or i will be pist off like , i aint drivin round glasgow for ages ! I savoy eh hopefully get some chick on ye old savaloy got the chat up lines commin thick n fast jus like yer man !
can you drive luv , well back on to this
mon sit on ma knee & we talk about whatever pops up eh lass
fancy a pizza n a shaft ,what u dont like pizza
do you like flowers, well put yer tulips round me cock
either of those pupies for sale , if so i will take the one with the pink nose
Do you dance luv , well off you go so i can talk to yer mate
fancy a shag , well you wana lie down while i have one
Do you sleep on yer chest at nights, well can I
do you suck cock , na , ideal straight on to the shaggin then
what u think will the west coast dirty's luv it or what !
sorry to offend anyone
peace out yall