nickyboy

Oh alright then here's another...

Not very xmassy but quite funny

Just wondering how much of the exhaust people keep nice and shiny???

cruise mode

This is brilliant! My whole office is playing it!

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wiper on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the office said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

Yup - tipt and no decat. Do you have any mods eg induction kit/aged air filter?

Here's an old pic of my car after I gave them a good polish!! (and while it was still on stilts)

One cloth to apply and wipe around. Another clean one to buff. Takes quite a lot of effort this time of year.

How long will they need it for? Probably the week.

Resigned from my job last month so even though I'll be working here til February I've had my bonus cancelled as I'm now on my notice period. Joy.

Mine (stock) hits 0.8 on the nose.

Apparently they stiffened the chassis. Don't know how but that's what they said.

Thanks.

"Hold on, let the man respond first. Maybe the mileage is genuine, the FSH and MOTs are all available and the crash was minor. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt." LOL How dare someone ruin your bait!

Why don't you just get the guys at Phoenix to drop a single in to the NA for you?

I cant see them:help:

When I went to have new speakers put in near where I live they said they had done Supras before and that Supras didn't have the smaller 4" speakers in the front. I said they were wrong. They said I was wrong. I said fine - it wont take long to change them and so will be cheaper. They said although I was definitely wrong, if on the off chance, my car had small speakers in it it would take longer and cost more. I took it to Matt Harwood (where it took 8 hours but at least he didn't charge by the hour).

Will fit in where the clock is...

Did I mention the low mileage?!!

Then again, I'm kind of tempted to revert to a manual and have an eye on Tom's car!!!

Those are the ones I'm after!!! Thanks...

He's looking for a post 1998 Geoff. Nevermind eh. BTW what happened with your MOT Ivan, did you have to put the first cat back in?

Does anyone have them - I mean the ones that sit on the sides of the front bumper.