shaf

i would of made her kiss me downstairs if you know what i mean

happy birfday orange chap

oy monkey boy, put mine in the post will ya or else i will find you....... regardless of where you park your caravan

will do mate.... when your phone aint busy

you should put them in a drawer somewhere when he does that

your right mate, you know abit too much...... stay away from me

mr paul, check your email

dick brown at my old work place

well obviously because eating one would make you a cannibal innit

i know you're here somewhere, dont make me come and find you!!!!! :twak: :twak:

you know quite a bit about this dude already , you sure you're not stalkiing him??

watchya buddy. can you give me keith hazells phone number again please. he doesnt seem to be responding to the email address he gave me a couple of months back. cheers mate

how the hell do you do the challenges in the exhibition mode. i keep fighting exhibition matches but done tot up any points/ cash at the end of them. you go to the shop and select a challenge and it says do the following in a specific match to win particular points.... a load of cack if you ask me

Toyota MR2 - I’m far too old to be driving this, but at least the women I pull aren’t. Vauxhall Astra - I’ve just got onto the property ladder.

yep parcel force can be major shittt at the best of times. the cunts put a phone number at the bottom of the flier they left me and then never answered that phone. i had to look up there details on their website and still couldnt get through to them. then i tried to book a redelivery online and that just about worked after bringing up laods of errors. i hate them with a vengeance when they are playing silly buggers!

i got one of these offers on t-mobile a couple of years ago, got sent a chequee for £42 instead of the £50.... i couldnt be @rsed to chase them for £8, cheeky feckers!

did green peas sit on your car then?

i received this email to my account today and being the cautious soul i am, responded appropriately (see bottom of email). anyone come across this before?? --- kibriya ahmad wrote: > Hi, > > I have created an account for myself and another > one for you -- to send free text (SMS) messages to > mobile phones. Can you please click on the link > below to complete your sign-up. Don't worry it is > quick. :-). > http://www.sms.ac/registration/Intro.aspx?InviteId=yp4r15t09b00x4ff6k6ftd0sf1wf4496j00fqbb6j8l7015g > > If you're already a member of SMS.ac, click here: > http://www.sms.ac/login.asp?referer=addafriend&inviteid=yp4r15t09b00x4ff6k6ftd0sf1wf4496j00fqbb6j8l7015g > > Thanks, > kibriya > my response: shove it up your ass! you foreign monkey!!!!!

looks fine to me..... have you checked your spark plugs and ht leads?

free wheels

cool, yeah i was just wondering if you had bought the new alloys you were on about getting jake: yeah i will set this up in the group buy section later..... when im allowed to post in there, it wont let me do it at the mo

is it finished yet..... and have you got the alloys?

i think someone has been playing a bit too much gta san andreas.... he even speaks like the dude in the game

and??

lol, im gonna pass this round the office and see how many slaps i collect today