A selection from the Q & A's says it all:
Q: Hi, what an awsome car. i was just wondering if you would like to swap a fresh turd for it, i can make it at least 8inches long and i will keep it hot and still steaming for you.
A: Does someone else want to take this chap up on his offer?
Q: Is that the famous Renault 19 which blew Andy Barnes's 10 Second Skyline away at Santa Pod last year?
A: No, this is the now famous 19 that is likely to blow up in 10 seconds, my apologies for your confusion
Q: Hello I was wondering where you got that laminate flooring for the spoiler as I cannot find that colour anywhere.
A: I can't tell you because my mother would get quite annoyed knowing i used her last piece