Jake

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That name rings a bell! Was he in the The Blockheads? Edit: (Just googled the name) YES - Same guy!

I went to school with him (Cowes High School, Isle Of Wight). His real name is Joe King - can;t imagine why he changed it.

That's right, Dave; she's talking about the fingers on her foot.

Will Charlotte start talking shite on MotD?

ITS TEH FINGER CANCER!!! Sorry, no idea.

It's the idiotic chav Supra owners that give the other 5% of us a bad name. (Joke)

You're gutted for him? What about the poor guy who's parked car was smashed into by your out of control friend? What did he (the Pug owner) have to say about it?

Good.

Dude, you messed that joke up. It's.... What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? You only have to punch the instructions into a drum machine once.

Cars depreciate, that's life. If you want a nice car you have to accept that you are going to lose a fair amount of money on it. The nicer and newer and more expensive your car is, the more you will lose money as it gets older and less desirable. If the depreciation of your car's value is a major problem then you're probably driving something you can't really afford. It pains me to say it, but IMO, Jazz1 has the right attitude; "Sod it, I'm having the car I want and I don't care if I lose money - it's worth it to me."

Don't you start! That's what the old man said too.

Quite. Apparently somehow it was all MY fault, according my old man. I should have sued him. http://www.cadwaladr.co.uk/images/JCB%20JS130.jpg

Oooo, bad luck Rob What a p!sser What's that going to cost for another? I've had a few self inflicted car disasters. The worst one.... I knocked off for the day mid-way through putting a 1275GT engine into my new resprayed Mini (I was about 18 at the time). I was using my Dad's JCB JS130 (massive yellow JCB thing with caterpillar tracks) as an engine hoist. When we left the new engine was suspended from the JCB's outstretched arm with the engine almost on it's mounts in the engine bay. When we came in to work the next morning we found out that the JCB had a slight hydraulic leak, which caused the heavy arm of the JCB (several tonnes) to very slowly and gradually lower during the night, pressing the engine down into the mini's engine bay. It totally mangled the front of the car, the subframe, steering rack, the top end of the engine, etc etc. We scrapped the car.

You don't half come out with some bollocks.

You've the done the right thing Jazz, the m3 isn't your sort of car at all.

Literacy isn't Mo's strong suit. On his PH profile it used to say.... I kid you not.

Very wise mate. I admire your self-control.

Greedy?

Very wise mate. I admire your self-control.

Oh. The plane was probably sabotaged by a music lover then.

Hardly "exactly the same", is it. http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3119/6965521xm1.jpg http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/2724/6965522uz1.th.jpg http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8418/6965523oz4.th.jpg I'm really not a fan of the cabriolet shape. Totally spoils the lines, IMO. That interior must take some living with too.

Travis Barker? Who he?

Injury time now. £10 @ 1000/1 !