Jake

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Yeah it's possible. I have our footy spreadsheet doing an auto sorting leaderboard thing, based on data from elsewhere on the sheet. I don't have time to explain in detail at the mo but I could attach it if you want a look at it?

Let it all out son. You'll feel much better. This is hysterical.

I'm perfectly calm. Scott is the one throwing his toys out of his pram. I've never heard "lamb shank" used as an insult before. WTF does that mean anyway?

Oh dear. And I was trying to keep it civil. Truth hurts, does it?

For balance it might be an idea to have one other thread about the footy without all the bitter jocks and football haters trolling for a reaction from England supporters.

You do realise that these clips are edited, right? I presume that The Jonas Brothers (whoever the hell they are) were also at this awards ceremony and that possibly some other 'humorous' remarks had been made about them and their attractiveness or whatever had been made prior to the start of this clip. That was my inference anyway.

Agreed. The old boy seems to have had a problem with Corden's lack of class. I'm not a big Corden fan either but anyone who's ever seen him shouldn't be surprised that he might have his hands in his pockets. Seems a bit odd that the aged thesp should try to insult fatso by insinuating that he was a gayer. In fact, I'd always assumed that the old lovie himself was a frequent visitor to the marmite speedway but apparently he's happily married. You know, like Rock Hudson and Kenny Everett were.

Bless. I love Danes. Really miss my Mac

How's the Alzheimer's, DB?

You don't give us anything. That's a repost of a repost of a repost. The parts aren't new. They never have any stock.

One less taxi driver in the world. Yay !

Worst "I'm in Las Vegas" thread ever?

I can see why it's so fast .... http://photos.evo.co.uk/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_746/car_photo_373252_25.jpg That old trick. Those sneaky swedes.

http://reflectoscope.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/get_a_brain_morans.jpg

380bhp from 330cc injectors at standard fuel pressure is impossible.

I was reading a thread on PH last night which might help ... http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=169&t=852474&mid=37819&nmt=Beginner%20Golf%20clubs

Class.

http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=102595&highlight=engine%2C+number

I've just yawned a bit, in my mouth.

You're right wing, Trev.

So the guy on Gizmondo who reckons he's got a 4G in his possesion : "revealed the iPhone 4G would almost certainly include a front-facing video camera" Huh?

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The really ironic thing is that you could have rejected their change of T&Cs and thereby ended your contract with them. I did exactly this to get out of a BT Broadband contract I no longer wanted to be tied to. They changed some small detail in the T&Cs and I used that as my reason to end the contract.

1st. Cluster head ache. Like a migraine but 10x worse. You honestly would blow your brains out if you had a gun to hand and were in any condition to manage one. It's like having a rusty javelin going in through your right eyeball and all the way through that side off your brain. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. 2nd. When I broke my collar bone while wearing a wetsuit. The tightness of the wet suit constantly pulled the broken bone out of place. It was fucking agony. It was a brand new expensive wet suit but at the hospital I was begging them to cut it off. I've broken loads of bones. Broke my arms 5+ times, nose 3 times, elbow, toes, fingers etc - nothing hurt more than the collar bone, because of the wet suit. 3rd. Having a dislocated elbow relocated. My arm had telescoped up, so whats normally my elbow was sticking out where ones tricep usually is. They had two ambulance chaps holding my shoulders back while a doctor had his knee against my chest while pulling my arm out to its more usual length. That smarted a bit, I can tell you. More painful than childbirth, according some women cluster headache sufferers!