Jake

Well done Darryl, that's an impressive amount of weight you've lost there. I really must lose some weight. I did go on a diet in 2003 and managed to go from 15½stone at the end of July to 13 stone in December - but then I gave it up at xmas and by the following Dec I was back to 15 stone

BULLSH!T /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_shock.gif Wrong in more than one way.

Is that including refilling the AirCon? How much in total for the whole job including a replacement matrix?

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As Martin once said to me: "3L2 is just a colour code but pink is a way of life."

Here it is from 2005 : http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?p=636957&highlight=repost#post636957

Oldest joke ever?

I'm glad Benjani didn't make it to City in time. Him and Defoe might make a good partnership. Compared to the £7m pompey wasted on David Nugent, Defoe was a bargain. I think Defoe will still be top dog anyway. He's more of a natural goalscorer than Benjani will ever be. Don't get me wrong, we all love Benjani, because he works so hard, but Defoe will score us more goals.

My mum used to work in the Smiths crisps factory near portsmouth. They definitely used to make the "own brand" crisps for lots of supermarkets. Interestingly they also made the crisps for Mark and Spencer but for those the quality control was actually higher than for Smiths own crisps. Apparently M&S won't accept any slightly 'black around the edge' ones whereas Smiths will let a certain percentage through. Also the flavourings used varied between different Smiths and the "own brand" ones. My GF at the time was at Uni but had to get a job during the summer to pay the rent. We lived in this poxy little bedsit in a really rough area of Portsmouth (Buckland, if anyone knows Pompey) and she worked long shifts on the line at Smiths. Anyway, money was tight but she could buy a binbag full of packets of crisps from Smiths for 50p! We lived mainly off crisps that summer. Isn't that romantic?

What about Pompey getting Defoe then? I'm happy with that. We need a decent striker. Hopefully he'll do the business for us.

I don't know, you youngsters today. :tut: All this fuss for a little chlamydia - it's nothing that a little Artic Freeze and a soldering iron couldn't sort out. You wouldn't even have to leave the privacy of your own garage. (newer members won't know wtf I'm on about)

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Nevermind mate.

Repost : http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=98883&highlight=repost%2A http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=55547&highlight=repost%2A http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=121464&highlight=repost%2A

Whereabouts in Essex are you from mate?

That's the thing about being a chav; nobody thinks they are one. Here's a simple test: A. Are you happy to pay good money for something that makes your car go WHOOSH and impresses teenage boys but actually does nothing to improve the performance/power/handling/reliability/anything? Answers Mostly A's: Congratulations. You're definitely a chav, you just haven't realised it yet.

Why they HAVE done it? Must be because it sounds "AWESOME" dude! Unless you meant that you wondered why they haven't done it? In which case it's probably because they know that it does nothing at all for the performance of the car and tends to make the driver look like an attention seeking chav.

Seems like it mate : http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp

It must've taken ages for the person that plagiarised all that from the original American/Bush/Gas text to reword that lot!

Would this be related to the syndrome some people suffer from which causes them to cry "Keyboard Warrior" or "Keyboard Terrorist" when they are losing an argument? I love the "Keyboard Warrior" defence; you just know it's all over bar the whining when they roll that one out.

and then a jump to riiiiiii iiiii iiii iiight. LETS DO THE TIMEWALK AGAIN! errrr, sorry

No way! Really?

Ventnor?

Dave, Are you sure you're not confusing cam timing with ignition timing?

Don't worry about any of the "As far as I know" mularky mate, nobody else seems to. Just claim it as THE UK/WORLD'S FIRST/ONLY BLAH BLAH BLAH" and if anyone questions it just say "Well I haven't seen any other ones"