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Tayfun.tugra

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  1. Time to give my supra its Christmas present. ... A drive around the town so all the other cars get jealous
  2. A woman goes into her local music store looking for an old record; behind the counter is small young boy. She says: "Excuse me sonny, but do you have jingle bells on a 7 inch?" He says: "No, but I've got dangling balls on a 9 inch." "That's not a record is it?" "It is for a 10 year old."
  3. So is the host's Internet connected today?
  4. Playing gta... and somebody putting very large bounties out
  5. Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time. And there's me thinking mine fancies me.
  6. I was in the process of preparing the Christmas turkey but it was getting a bit stressful. I took a deep breath and asked myself what would nigella do. So I smoked a j**nt and had two lines of coc**ne
  7. "Home Alone" (Comedy, 1990) Heart-warming family favourite where two middle-aged men chase and attempt to murder an abandoned child. Must-see for children.
  8. All these reports of the high winds slowing down everyone's travel are surely an exaggeration. I've just seen a bloke on a pushbike doing 60mph.
  9. hello clean jokes coming soon, just to keep the entertainment up.
  10. Welcome to the club How do you feel?
  11. Now that hes gone to Norway all you need to do is get a red supra from the scrap yard, cut the front and plant it upside down In his front garden. Dont forget to record reactions...
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