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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "about two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About three hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "about an hour and half." The guy leaves again. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back." A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "your house!"

I was washing the car earlier when my annoying neighbour piped up, "You can clean mine next!" "Ha ha!" I laughed. Jesus, it's bad enough I have to fu*k his wife for him.

Who's guilty? A wife wakes up from a dream yelling "Hurry my husband's home!" Husband wakes up and jumps out the window.

I got home early from work, only to find my wife being fucked by the Down Syndrome bloke from down the road. I was shocked and sickened, and my eyes filled up with tears at seeing what my wife was doing, I mean, hadn't the poor bloke suffered enough in his life already?

Is this the biggest willie competition now?

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The next morning I woke up to what sounded like big foot having an asthma attack Aha

He knows londons roads very well I see. London busses taking out tanks....

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Someones lost Unlucky No mercy

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yeah it wasn't bad...i think

Amnesia?

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I own that quite a pain to get into the garage...it usually just wants to go onto of it