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Tayfun.tugra

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  1. Michael Schumacher's former crew went to visit him. They changed the wheels on his bed and his drip in 11.4 secs. hope hes well soon.
  2. I drove a supra into the hearts of the faceless
  3. My jokes have finished a few pages ago
  4. My new girlfriend just burst in the bedroom. So I'm taking her back to Ann Summers tomorrow and getting my money back.
  5. My girlfriend's pretty thick, everything goes over her head. Fortunately, so do both her feet. So we're still good.
  6. My girlfriend says she wants a guy who is 'funny and spontaneous', yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming. . . . on a serious note, where can I hide my 'future proofing' on my laptop where family members use when I'm gone?
  7. Any day between 1st-5th & any sunday thereafter should be good for me.
  8. What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out.
  9. Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles.
  10. I accidentally walked into the ladies toilet today. So I went ahead and bought a tampon, just so I wouldn't look stupid. Yep, im confused too, I'm not sure what I must do with this tampon I have just purchased.
  11. I was born in April 1992 So technically I have every right to post in the 1991 spot Edit. Just missed it
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