Morpheus

Finger. At the end of my life I shall look back and ponder the awesome responsibility of changing the entire course of human civilization and thus it's history thenceforth as it shall become in time, by simply resurrecting this humble thread a few short years ago, for it has since touched many, many lives and made many phone companies an absolute fortune; the technological consequences of which alone are utterly awesome and staggering to contemplate for our collective evolution on this planet - as are the thousands of man hours lost at the average club member's place of work and the jobs lost due to constant interruption! That was a joke. Please don't twak me? Okay, I shall honorably commit Harry Twak me, as my final request. (No offence but I'm just, well, probably better with a mallet!). Ouch! Oucherooo! Bloody Ouch!

Roach (RIP)

Milk

Mix

Meld

Amp

Work

I'd be more worried about the radioactivity.

Just get him a go kart. Sounds like an ideal driver!

Didn't we all do this as children? Probably been given some sort of mind altering drugs or found your secret stash of speed! Have his blood alcohol level checked to see if he has Candida, as it makes you very dizzy sometimes and is the chief suspect behind Autism itself due to a bogged down immune system and 'brain-fog'. Is he up one day and down the next, energy/mood-wise?

Ground

I heard him on the radio last week. His mum said that when he was younger, although he didn't talk, he had a fascination with volumes of various containers and would empty cornflake packets all over the house! Secretly, he was teaching himself calculus! I only know that it's how complicated volumes are calculated but nothing more. It's supposed to be quite hard to grasp for the average person. Watch your son staring at things as they move and stuff like that. He may have high visual acuity or a photographic memory. Has he been diagnosed with actual brain damage or is the term still just 'Autism'? If there's no physical problem, the lack of one thing will probably result in the excess of something else; that's the way I would look at it.

Sounds encouraging! You never know......... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2013/05/11/jacob-barnett-autistic-14-year-old-nobel-prize_n_3254920.html

High rpm and power depend on balanced components and smoothness and the last thing you want is any slack or tightness in the valve train. Set the lash to recommended spec's and use the pulleys to adjust the overlap.

Chippendale

That flappy pedal gear wheel looks the dog's nose! It's certainly nothing to sniff at.

Adamant

Anti-disestablishmentarianism

Golden

It was cleverer but not as funny!

Bad-backery What a cunning linguist!

Glow

David, I think you've single-handedly redefined the word, 'Hybrid'. Soon your car will be featured in Wikipedia and every other reference publication under that word. Is there anything you're not going to do to it? By the way, get yourself down a bloody chiropractor like I told you a month ago!

Inner

Will he be treated as permanently disabled 'so let's just manage the condition and not get our hopes up', or will outright cures and solutions still be persued with a vengeance and the positive attitude that if one child can be cured, he may be too? I fear that a specialist disabled school might take the attitude that they know best and that there is no cure, or they would know about it. It's a common problem.