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who cares :-) edit: thought it was good anyway

http://www.youtube.com/w/Real-Transformer?v=dut6jxCiakg

Cool - was wondering when that was coming out - when is it? R

Anyone played DMC3 on the PS2? One of my fave games in a looong time. If you agree then you may like this vid http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7283378235505192510 R

a couple seen on here before, but enjoy anyway Hats off to the England cricketers for their achievements in the Ashes this summer, Which rightly earned Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff BBC Sports personality of the Year. Winning a two-team tournament against a nation with a much smaller population once in every ten attempts, then never shutting up about it makes me proud to be British. Ben Hunt The government tells us that we are eating too many pies and dying of heart disease, then in the next breath they're telling us we are living too long and there'll be no more pension money left for us. I wish they'd make their minds up. John 'Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends', or so the commercial says. Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30. Colum Hill I am married to a Taiwanese lady, and people often ask me if she was a mail-order bride. I find this very insensitive. The Royal Mail loose around 2 million letters and parcels each year, and to suggest that I would trust the delivery of my wife to them is insulting in the extreme. She was sent by DHL next day delivery. L Palmer, London The record companies would have us believe that the money made by CD pirates goes to fund the drug industry. But the money rock stars make from legal record sales ends up in exactly the same place. When they stop breaking the law, so will I. P Boddington, Ringway Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's m!nge, He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh? P, Leeds My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark to make than this? Alun Daniel I'LL never understand my neighbour. He has recently started wheel-clamping his own caravan when he finds he has inadvertently parked it in his own drive! I wonder if he is a sadist, a masochist or both. Alan Thakray Did anyone else feel that Mel Gibson's remake of the classic Life of Brian wasn't anywhere near as funny as the original? On the BBC website, I read with interest that some scientists in Australia have discovered the smallest fish known to exist. They've obviously never been to the Britannia Chippy on the Gloucester Road. Alan J., London Hats off to the American police. They arrive at Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch to arrest him a mere six months after he admits climbing into bed with young boys on worldwide TV. Perhaps they should get some faster cars. T Barnham, London COULD the Home Secretary explain to me how biometric checks on iris patterns and fingerprints are going to help keep tabs on muslim cleric, Abu Hamsa. Les Barnsley HOW come rap artist Dr. Dre can use the 'N' word on his multi-million selling albums and win a MOBO award, yet when I used it at my son's footbal match I was asked to leave the park? Once again, it's one law for the rich and another for the poor. Reg Ashcroft, Bradford The government says that there are nearly 50,000 people with HIV in Britain, a third of whom do not even know that they have it. Is it just me, or is it a bit harsh that the government know and haven't told the poor sods? John Campbell, e-mail Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger DeCourcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once. Genius. Mike Woods, e-mail With reference to that series "Manhunt" where ex-Special Forces soldiers try to hunt down Andy McNab. Why don't the producers include a couple of Iraqis in the hunting team? They found the tw*t quickly enough the last time he played hide and seek with them. Shuggie, Email Hats off to the witty burglars who stole my entire CD collection with the exception of "There is Nothing Left to Lose" by the Foo Fighters. I hope that when sentencing, the judge takes into account their splendid sense of humour. Chris Scaife, Jesmond I see on the news that Lord Hutton says he is "satisfied that David Kelly took his own life". He may not have liked Dr Kelly that much, but isn't this taking gloating just a little too far? Dave Owen, Edinburgh I was extremely saddened to hear of Richard Whiteley's recent death. But I was cheered to imagine his life support machine making the famous Countdown "da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da! Booooooo!" sound as he took his final breaths. Tripod I never worry about the destination when I'm going on holiday. My dad is Iranian and my mum is Irish, so I spend most of the time in customs. Stan What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being the world's oldest mum? My mum's 77. Beat that. Thomas J.

but sweet too http://media.putfile.com/ahlamour R

yes indeed, thanks for the input. My cursory qualitative analysis allows for a greater specification of quantitative measurements available and your suggestions will be included in the procedure and published in the relevant journal presently. R

I was just eating some Rich Tea with my afternoon mug of lovely black PG Tips. I thought I would do an initial qualitative analysis of the absorbancy of Rich Tea as I often "accidentally" drop a whole biscuit in as I enjoy scooping it out afterwards in true scumbag fashion. Have a look at the photographic evidence I obtained on the relative expansion of this type of biscuit - it is a little worrying as I may have noshed 4 or 5 in quick succession with my mug as I needed to get back to work. The cumulative effects within the stomach could be disturbing. I may continue with further lab-conditions quantitative analyses once I have set up the necessary measuring equipment. Feel free to continue. Rich Tea can be found in standardised form in most local convenience stores and enjoy a particularly low standard deviation in dimension due to high volume manufacturing techniques. PS. the word biscuit derives from the French word meaning "cooked twice" - referring to the method of preparation

number 4 - what a big crock of bile inducing schmaltzy TV driven I-wish-I-was-film-star-then-I-can-act-this-good load of old bollox. I know, why not keep a collection of toe-nail clippings and any random bits you trim off your pubes or nasal cavity every day between Valentines Day and your wedding day / anniversary - then fashion them into two amusing caricatures of all her worst physical attributes so she may use them as a pair of ear-rings until next February? What happened with just being YOU and being nice EVERY day? R

I was gonna change Porsche to Supra - but then that didn't seem right

did somebody say something? R

Tell her that in these days of equal rights for women that she has to organise it, she has to pay, she has to drive and she has to sleep in the wet spot. That'll do it would say R

A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!" After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Porsche owner. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The Londoner looks down in absolute horror......... "F**KING HELL!!!!!!" he screams........ "My Rolex ????..."

hahah - superb R

I didn't know Chris Wilson ate burgers R

http://framboise781.free.fr/Paris.htm pretty darn good R

Hey you didn't answer me in another thread when I asked you what gun recommendations do you have for the various ranges I will be visiting in Nevada in April. Last year it was AK47, M16, M249 + a small Glock (not much fun) R

You think they would be able to maintain the fixed grin after ingesting lungfulls of chlorinated water? Hey, isn't Stolichnaya spelt Stolichnaya? R

perhaps this GoogleEarth app will help: http://map.pequenopolis.com/ I don't think one would achieve a smooth harmonic motion due to accumulative intertial changes due to localised core and mantle densities. The average distance to the centre of the earth is around 6,370 Km

no, because technically they would no longer be a swimmer R

Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug Consumption problem all over the world. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in Order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the Members return to earth to get the different types of drugs. The secret operation is effective and two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven. Jesus, waiting at the door, hears a knock: "Who is it?" "It's Paul" Jesus opens the door. What did you bring Paul?" "Hashish from Morocco" "Very well son, come in." another knock ... "Who is it?" "It's Mark" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Mark?" "Marijuana from Colombia" "Very well son, come in." another knock ... "Who is it?" "It's Matthew" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Matthew ?" "Cocaine from Bolivia" "Very well son, come in." another knock ... "Who is it?" "It's John" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring John?" "Crack from New York" "Very well son, come in." another knock ... "Who is it?" "It's Luke" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Luke?" "Speed from Amsterdam" "Very well son, come in." another knock ... "Who is it?" "It's Judas" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Judas?" "FBI MOTHER F*CKERS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"

no sodding clue! BTW - you mentioned t'other day about not gettting any engine info for your designs? heres a Renault V8 from the same results - interesting vid actually http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7393939630149644203&q=v8

or a V8 MONOcycle! THIS is a serious toy! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8600389151928430302&q=v8 R

maybe a V8 chainsaw? - poss a repost but so what! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7191859151285556332&q=v8 R

hahahaha, it's great being a bloke I sometimes feel the need to start one the many loud engines nearby just for the visceral pleasure of the noise and general hooliganism. R