Suprastar3000: Do you think I'm cute, Private Raven? Do you think I'm funny?
The Raven: Sir, no, sir!
Suprastar3000: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
The Raven: Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]
Suprastar3000: Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
The Raven: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Suprastar3000: Private Raven I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
The Raven: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Suprastar3000: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
[Raven drops down to his knees]
Suprastar3000: Now choke yourself.
[Raven wraps his own hands around his throat]
Suprastar3000: Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
[Raven reaches for Suprastar3000 hand]
Suprastar3000: Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
[Raven does so]
Suprastar3000: Are you through grinning?
The Raven: Sir, yes, sir.
Suprastar3000: Bullshit, I can't hear you!
The Raven: [louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Suprastar3000: Bullshit, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!
The Raven: SIR, YES, SIR!
Suprastar3000: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Raven you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!
The Raven: Sir, yes, sir.