DanGX

I Remember I applied to be a policeman. The whole process was like a year long. I failed on the fact that I didn't show enough experience in situations of racial confrontation! Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate the thinking due to the abuse coppers have suffer, but at the time I wasn't sure whether I should be upset or proud! My brother tried, too. He got further, past the fitness stage but still didn't pass at the end. He even had more relevant experience having worked in security for a few years. Anyway, I still hold Her Magisty's Social Work Force in the highest regard, nonetheless.

*Sigh* it's because of guys like this that I get pulled over by our Thames Valley's finest. It's fine, though I know I'm not breaking the law when they do it. I'd rather the police are pulling over suspect drivers than finding one parked in the side of my car.

I've seen this guy, as well. About a month ago. Parked up on the high street. ASked if anyone on here. No one here, I don't think. Dan

That's what I reckon, we used to have aquarium fish with a couple of agressive fish over the years. He could be trying to get his end away to be honest, but try isolation. Not sure using bigger fish would help, I remember very distinctly having an agressive gold fish chase down my larger cichlids. Never thought of faster fish. Not the worst idea in the world. At the end of the day if he's continues to be a pain in the arse, take him out of the tank, balance him on the end of a shovel, throw him in the air and smack him as hard as you can on his return back to earth. Decapitated one once. But I only used to do it to the terminal/really sick fish. "What the-"*THUNK*

"Fish food 1, Fish food 2, Fish food 3, Fish food 4.... .... Squash 32, Squash 33, Squash 34............ ...Abortion 229, Abortion 230, Abortion 231......."

The other option is breaking new grounds by providing the next great luxury cavier. Giant African Snail Caviar. GAS Caviar™ could be a winner. I'm sure it's not as stupid as it sounds and if they go like rabbits/chavs then...doable.

F8cking ugly. I think one of the posters sumed it up best. Cleft lip.... ergh..

Can you hold this for me, if still available and send me some pictures? I'd be interested.

I might have these off you, do you know if there any different 'sizes?' If you're sure they'll fit, I'll might take em off you! Dan

Hi guys, need a set of J spec Calipers. Not sure what details you need. Prices seem to bounce all over the place depending which parts site I try. Also open to suggestions for a supplier. Cheers, Dan

I just realized it's that sled-thing that Anakin Skywalker drove/rid in Phantom Menace. Awesome.

I'd be interested in the bootblind, dibs. Could you add a picture?

Likewise on any of the above.

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Excellent. Hope to hear from you soon. Will keep this up to date in case of any changes, in the meantime. Dan

The majority of it is BMW history, it's only recently he's been taking it something other than the BMW dealership and that's to our local BMW specialist. I take the Supe to the same guys for all my repairs/services/MOTs.

Hi guys, Dad's selling his BMW. As above, it's a 2001 Y Reg 3 Series BMW. 2dr Coupe Auto. Details: Silver Tiptronic Black cloth interior. 2.5L 65,500 miles on the clock Full Service history Serviced less than a month ago. MOT'ed same time I believe. Standard BMW Alloy Wheels Front Fog lights Traction Control Service Indicator Reverse Parking Aid Currently has a Pioneer Blue Tooth Radio fitted (also still have the original Radio and CD auto changer just incase you want that reinstalled). He's the 2nd owner and has owned it since 2002. In terms of the condition of the car, I would say excellent. It has the odd nick, etc but definately well looked after. He's looking for about £5,000 for it. So let me know if it interests anyone. Cheers, Dan

You mean Youporn

Crikey, look at all those communist/social parties. Couldn't they band together with their comrades? I would be interested in finding out about the Pirates Party.

My only worry is if we sent scroats to the army, I could see them accidently killing someone or just bringing down the reputation of our armed forces down. Frankly I would just take these kind of people for a long walk and slot them. Or atleast repeat offenders. Failing that, I understand that the Isle of Wight can hold the population of the UK, if they stood shoulder to shoulder. My less extreme idea would be to clear out the isle of wight, send every scumbag over there and just fence it off. Escape from LA style.

Going back to an earlier comment about why the parties won't do anything about it, I read a reasonable explanation as to why at least the labour party won't do anything. Again, there may be a few inaccuracies, but it's how I remember it. My understanding is that Labour won't do anything because the scroungers make a huge part of their core voters. Labour can always rely on getting approximately 30% of the overall vote. This 30% is split into 3 categories. Broadly speaking immigrants, hardcore supporters/socialists and scroungers. So to an extent, this is why we never see anything done about our policy on immigration, never see anything done about our welfare culture and why the racism or human rights card is thrown at us by labour politicos everytime these points are raised. Asside from the fact it that these policies are socialist by nature, it's in their interest to keep these sectors appeased. Therefore, all labour has to do to stay in power is win over swing voters and poach voters for other parties. Also, my understanding is that the voting system is rigged in favour of labour in that the likes of conservatives and lib dems have to work harder to win constiuencies since key labour heartlands actually have a higher populations that those compared to lib dems and conservatives. So historically speaking, a high voter turn out usually works in favour of labour whereas a lower turn out usually works in favour of conservatives. Again, that's how I understand it. Bring back Fascism.

Saw you parked up on the high street just now. Good to see another Soop driver, locally.

I know one of the towers of London went to my school. Year below me. They used to come to our local quite often, at least a couple of years ago. Not sure what they are up to now.

Zante, I went with the missus in beginning of September, lively bars, nice girls but not crazy crowded. I think it was the main resort, not Zantetown... But the main reason I mention this is the drinks wer CHEAP!!! Literally something like 5 shots and a cocktail - 6 euros. 5 shots here - 5 euros, 4 shots there...3 euros - CHEAP!!! Not at all like Ibiza. Ibiza does have the clubs, hands down, but it's full of scum and the drinks are an absolutely rip off - I remember 10 euros for a bottle of water and 20 euros for everything else, beer, shots, cocktails. Eye watering.

I met Angelina Jolie a few times when I worked in the cinema. She used to come in with Madox and her sister. Angelina was nice, sister was unpleasant. Also, as for family, I'm illigimately related to the throne of Denmark thanks to a promiscious great grandmother.