DanGX

AS a direct result of this threat, I feel like I may be a closet chav. First, I like the spinning flame thingie in the exhaust, which is apparently chav, I've also admitted to having a fetish for chav girls and now lambo doors are chav???? I might as well come out of the closet. I can't believe it. It's not like I wear burburry, wear bling and have a speech impediment! In the same way that Bi-curious the limp verison of Bicexual, maybe I'm just Chav-curious.

Well, what can I say? It's like when you see a fit chav girly in the street. You probably would give her a go but feel immediately guilty after you've committed the act and never admit to your friends. Or like eating a kebab/Mcdonalds when sober. You know it's bad for you, you know it's full of sh*t, but it's so tasty and before you know it, you've scoffed, feel sick, have breath that smells like a dead dog and will have to commit yourself the gym for a week to work off the stains of filth within your body.

I'm problem going to be hung*, drawn and quartered for this, but... I like it! *I'm already well hung

Hmm, it's a toad alarm. But I'll speak to Matt with the general intention of changing the battery via Halfrauds once pay day has come allong. I suspect it is the battery as when I start the car sometimes, the dials/display/clock dims until the engine kicks into life. But once again, my thanks to you all for your useful suggestions and your variance/speed of reply.

Alright, time for my newbie question of the month! In the last week or so, my alarm has gone off randomly with no interference from the usual local elements, i.e. bird sh*t, chavs, footballs. One minute I'll be appreciating the wiles of Liz Vicious or Lily Thai and the next minute I have to pack away and rush outside to stop the alarm going off. Then it might go off again 10 minutes later. Sometimes it won't do it for days. Any ideas????

I saw you as I was pulling out the carpark next to the church in High Wycombe at about 6.25pm, heading into town. Would have pulled out and tailed (because I'm such a stalker) but no one would let me out! [sAD][/sAD]

It's not a villa as such, but my parents do have a top floor apartment on the mar del cristal (or however you pronounce it). Dad built a website with all th details. http://www.riberabeach.eu If you have any questions, feel free to relay them! Cheers

I'm a Padi OWD, although still quite green. Learned in Jordan. That was about 5 years ago.

Dark Blue stock(ish) Soop. Looked just like mine, even the bright silver bling Toyota badge off ebay! For a several seconds I wondering if I was driving the right car. Tucked in behind and noticed on closer inspection that although it was the spitting image, it was in *ahem* better nick than mine. Had nicer alloys. Anyway, saw you at about 5.15, High Wycombe, near Big church/carpark on London road. Followed you and you turned off cock lane (please leave the "haha, he said cock" till the end please!) So twin, if you're out there - WAAAAZZZZZUUUP!

Can't really blame them, must have been a bit of a stab in the dark.

Yes, had a mini laugh when I turned up. My mate in his super-duper S2000 was like "Where do I park?" and the bloke said, just follow those Scoobys and park up as normal. I came up next and timidly said "erm, yes, someone told me to go to the Kentagon?" and the bloke said "ahhh, yes, I like the Supra drivers, they know where they are going - just follow the road down and park in front of it." The feeling of crawling along in front of everyone and getting pride of place was sheer brilliance. Put my mate to shame! Still, that feel was squished as soon as I realised I didn't know where to park and looked like a biff going round in a circle!

Sounds fair. See you all there.

Well if there is grass on the wicket, lets play cricket! they also come cheaper by the dozen. But before I am branded the club pedo - she's 28, a little bit crazy and I have been incarcerated for 6 years. I'm too under the thumb to to resist her.

I am me. Mid twenties. White. 5'10" and got few pounds that need to be shed. Weight not cash! A novice in everything and an expert in nothing. My job involves being a bullshitter and providing "research" for companies. No I am not one of those people who steps in your way and says "sorry, do you have a moment...?" but if that does happen to me, I can say "sorry, Market Research, I'm exempt." Although the mere mortal equivilant of "piss orf!" is equally effective. And probably more satisfying. I still live with my parents. I have a mental chinese girlfriend of 6 years. I'm not a millionnaire. I'm not even a thousandaire....more like a minus thousandaire. I have a clean record but to be fair that is because I simply haven't been caught yet. On the subject of rape, it's only rape if you get caught. Plus, I think surprise sex sounds so much more pleasant.

Just reconfirming, I'll be coming down for this lark. I finish work about 6pm. If I put my foot down (and depending on the traffic) I should be there about 7.15/7.30. According to the AA route planner takes an hour and a half from sunny ole Wycombe - but we all know that's rubbish! Anyway - what's the decision on the meeting spot (assuming I make it in time) and what the heck is a Kentagon???? If it's obvious, my apologies - It'll be my first visit to Brands Hatch. Was meant to go with an ex girlfriend a few years ago but found her in bed with a mate. That sort of put a dampener on that day out! Que the EastEnders drumroll....

I saw you at about 9.20am this morning, coming up the Marlow Hill.

Ging!

sale > sane

Oh my god - what is with the freakish amount S2000s.... It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

I retract my *hiss*

I will be heading down there in the Soop. Mate of mine is coming in his S2000. *hiss*

Cool, thanks fellas - I will look into them.

Hi guys, it's that time when I need to get a new set of tyres for the Soop. Can anyone recommend a good garage or trader that sells and fits tyres in Bucks/Hertfordshire - Anywhere which is half an hours drive from Uxbridge or Wycombe would be ideal. Would be even better if they could come on the drive way on do it. I've had someone recommend eventstyres.com and also Kwikfit if you order online, but again, would welcome any insight from you guys. cheers, Dan

I saw you in High Wycombe at the bottom of Cock Hill in High Wycombe. At the lights. At about 4.30pm ish?

If offered a Ferrari, I would sell that puppy asap. Annual maintenance, fuel and insurance would probably be more than I earn. maintenance + fuel + insurance = Rape of DanGX I'd sell that sparkly nice Ferrari and then either restore my Supe to it's former glory or get a nice twin turbo Supe - Blue Peter Style (Here's one I made earlier...).