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Sorry yea it's a pre facelift 93 TT jspec 6 spd, all I know about the Aristo it came off was that it was an auto. Many Thanks Si

Hello everyone, just wanted someone to confirm for me that the igniter boxes on a Aristo are the same as the ones on a Supra. Many Thanks Simon

Ah blast just sent Blackie a pm will give him chance to get back in touch but keep it handy mate will pm you to let you know if I need it. Many Thanks Simon

Thank you

Suppose you don't have a igniter box do you?. Thanks Si

Hi all, after a known working igniter box for a jspec TT 6 spd, could do with quite urgently. Many Thanks Simon

Hey Chris how expensive is that place in Whitchurch looking at getting mine done, as getting quite a bit of rust on one of my rear wheel arch lips. Cheers

Hi guys as title says whats the easiest way to the back of the ignition barrel where wires connect to it?, seems to be in a housing built into the dash I have all panels of etc. Just I have an alarm fella coming round soon so want to be able to make it easy as pos for him so he don't damage anything already got all the alarm boxes pulled out and untangled as many wires as I could . Thanks in advance. Si

Yea I know it sounds small to you giants , but I have always thought around the 10stone mark was the right weight for me, also just to back track a bit I did say I wasn't looking to get big, nothing against it and I have massive respect for the fellas that push themselves to get to that sort of peak condition, but I just don't feel it would suit me I just wanted a bit of muscle definition to loose the belly and moobs which I have done though would like a bit more in the abs. The only problem I have now is I am shit scared of putting it all back on.

Hey mate, don't know if this is cheeky but are their any chromed clips/ little parts that would fit a tt or have you had them for yours already .

Thanks mate, it has been hard and I am still on it, I am hoping it's a lifestyle change for me as I used to eat c@*p all the time never eat anything healthy always processed or sweets/ chocolate etc and at really random times late at night. I was only 12 stone but when you only stand 5ft 8 on a good day every pound shows , last time I checked which was a few weeks back I was 9stone 12.

Well just say what I have been putting myself through since mid March of this year. The only type of supplements I have taken are vitamin B for metabolism, glucosamine for my old man knees, ginger tabs for digestion and green tea for detox, though I wasn't looking to bulk up just tone up as I had no muscle definition. My diet consists of a slice of pineapple and a special K bar for breakfast, Lunch consists of a small bowl of baked beans a rice cake, banana, nectarine and muller light yogurt. Then another special K bar mid afternoon. Then Dinner will be high protein I have a lot of lean mince steak pan fried with small amount of flora low cholestarol stuff, then spiced on some mexican style rice. For afters a apple, another nectarine and another muller light yogurt oh and another special K bar. I then try to do 30 min work out in the morn consisting mainly weight training and some ab crunches and then same again in the evening but for an hour. I also do a lot of walking with a weighted back pack only 30lbs in it but after a long walk you know it's there. I try to do this through out the weekday and take the weekends off. My results so far are pretty good I have dropped over 2 stone in weight my abs are more defined and I no longer have moobs . I am probably the thinnest/fittest I have ever been. I have found it takes a lot of time, determination and will power, as at one point I was dreaming of eating sausage rolls FFS.

Hopefully having my alarm sorted tomorrow. Pic of the wirey madness below, who ever fitted the last one did a proper messy job . Then my bro picks up a new puppy at the weekend . [ATTACH=CONFIG]135724[/ATTACH]

Big blue hotel part if the pleasure beach. Not sure on price but heard the rooms are well equipped and near enough On the sea front or their is the Hilton or Claremont that are closer to town center also on sea front. Best checking them online if you see one you think is suitable pop the name up I can get some one to check it out my parents live there and I have many mates there.

I wish, though she is a bookface friend and I do know which hotel they are in, in Palma .

£3000 a day and she was going on a 12 day shoot

Thank you for explaining that one Rob and plus she is going to be printed into god knows how many million national catalogues I doubt this will bother her plus if I told you how much she earns a day you would wanna sea her stood on her head .

Looking amazing Rob.

Well I work on photo shoots for catalogue companies, normally work direct with the photographers as their digital assistant i.e tweaking exposure colour temp etc then processing and filing. This week I was shooting the fitting pictures for a certain catalogue, these are basically when the buyers from the catalogue meet with art directors and stylist to decide what shoes accessories etc to put together then I shoot it while the model holds up a sheet with the catalogue number on page number etc, but on this one they also wanted some hair and makeup test pics doing, so thought would take advantage and try to get a nice shot for my book. Heres one of them and would like to know your thoughts . Thanks Si

Thanks mate he will hopefully popping round Thursday evening.

Hi everyone I am in need of finding a car alarm fitter repairer which is mobile as my car is immobilized on the drive, could do with being in the Bolton, greater Manchester area as I am in Westhoughton. Many Thanks Si

Unfortunately so mate I am a freelancer as well and really hate missing work luckily today was a prep day and wasn't really needed.

I was on about the first pm matey , did you manage to get in touch with your friend thanks.

Thanks everybody Supra is home safe, I had a thought on that ghost turnover on the ignition the alarm that's fitted once had that keyless start until the previous owner left it in gear and bumped someone in front so he disconnected it possibly not well enough, but I deffo think it's the alarm as the full closure doesn't work anymore or the little l.e.d inside the car don't flash no more indicating the imobiliser. For anyone in the know on alarms it's a autowatch model 160 rli/t. Neil you have pm. Again many thanks.