Mate turn up in whatever your always welcome! And hey ''Crappy lttle pug''?! I was telling a few people last meet about my gorgeous pug that I owned when I was 17 years old- ''The Silver Bullet''. I'm sure your pug is gorgeous too Bet you've started doing her up already proper chav style, You know I feel some chav talk coming on...
Dey don't know its crappy bruva, Stick on some sick 5 spoke hubbys, you find dem in halfords down ripspeed bit yeah, Oh and a bolt on exhaust tip (well cheeky), oh, oh then spray up yer black bumpers yeah and you is gonna look well bad man and get nuff respect. You is gonna look well cool in dat pug man dat I may even wanna lift you hear me!? Catch you on da flipside blud.
Okay I'm done....
Anyway where we eating?