Carl_S
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I think there is something called a first or second charge, where you approach your current mortgage provider for equity release.. I thought about it, but can't really afford a bigger mortage and the hassle of another place. Nothing like proper financial advice though from an Independent financial advisor.
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used live in bournemouth ten years ago. Loved it. Helped made me what i am today.
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jeez and i thought mine was low at half the size of an erection. I love the lowness as it makes driving more of a challenge and makes you feel more intimate with the ground.
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Hey mate. Good luck with the mower. I suppose it's quite an easy fix for someone who knows. Can't help thinking that if you were nicer to the manuel he would not have left, but i know it can be against the norm to have domestics these days. Good luck mate.
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i can kind of understand paying up for badly illegal plates, but exhaust? Who are these people? Seems almost pointless, from a safety point of view. Hardly building bridges with the community is it? Oh well, so long as it keeps the police off the streets.
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Viagra Testosterone Steroids Crack Tea Coffee Red bull Alcohol Oestrogen Aspirin And certainly never Pu**y juice
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I think the teacher missed out a question though. Teacher: "What is long, hard, and full of seamen? " Boy: "An ejaculating penis? I was going to say submarine, but I thought f**k this, let's hit the fourth grade already." Maybe that was the punchline?
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the good thing about ghost poo is that you only believe it stinks.
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a man of massive talent who brought pleasure to many women, And men. Rest in peace,
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happy birthday to you rich!
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I am about to fall into unconciousness. It's warm and dry where I am right now and my belly is full. I will cast a final glance at the darkening sky, where a rooftop arcs up to it like an upturned book, before I fall asleep. By the way I have never heard it called "spray tan" before. I envy you, sir.
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I agree. How odd. I can't believe it. Remarkable really. Weird. Almost preposterous. Vaguely criminal. Potentially heinous. Certainly morbid. Like the new astras though. .
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priceless. But in my case I disagree with the pink bit. Love the heart one. there could have so easily been a porn version of this joke. Where the teacher gets more involved. Still it was very good. R.e. The punchline, they were littered throughout, so the end was just a calm philosophical statement. Ten out of ten.
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I believe in freedom. Better late than never. He who can be pardoned, should be. Even those who fart in their father's footsteps.
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poo is always around in many forms. So is beauty.
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Bon Chance Mike, I heard livebait was good.
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I read latvian warning for British S*ags. wonder if that would ring true anyway...
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Cool, Ich wusste uberhaupt nicht dass Du aus Deutschland kommst Anja. Ich haette wissen sollen wegen deiner Name, alles wird jetzt Klar!
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cool. I have used some vasaline once. Interesting that you refer to your skin as "paintwork" and that there are so many polishers here. Can't wait to try black fire enhancing gloss polish. And I have never heard it called "liquid ice" before. Coolest name ever.
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wow. Just have to figure out the old chestnut of finding the best translation. My german is too poor to know any of those, funnily, although german is an extremely erotic language I'm liking the english tech terms a lot better.
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you are not alone. In reality are we alone? Ever since our birth do we not wish to be reconnected with something bigger than ourselves, God, our mothers, father christmas? Is the human condition solved by the easing of that sense of disconnectedness from the other? Money works partly because it's the wd40 to ease the squeeking joints of disconnectedness, and it becomes both dirty and sexy when we paint on it our deepest fantasies which shun true closeness and ease our pain. Still it's got to be better than eastenders...
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the man was aware of your sense of mind, he knew that you thought he was suspicious and acted even more suspicious when he realised you were looking at him suspiciously. But he knew that some alarms just do that so he wasn't that bothered by it. Take a leaf out of his book and relax when you get your tool out.
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The tawny owl is a good example of the nightlife heathrow has to offer. You'll need NVG and some dense scrub around 3 - 4 am, stay away from the direct flight paths as 747's scare them. Good luck. Look forward to some pics maybe?
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I just get my jabs done and brace myself. I think there is a bit of mascochism involved. As I used to be, or maybe still have an allergic reaction to them.
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f***
