Carl_S

You have taste. Good taste. I liked that film as well. But i know i will never own one.

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Tate modern? Maybe chilling out feeding some ducks in regent's park?

If i was you i would take a hot bath right away, and gloat about how you will sell the jbl stereo and get the sony one working today. After you dry yourself off with you sumptuous white cotton towel, give sony a ring - no need to get dressed, and they should explain it to you. Be prepared though for lots of muzak, and option pressing, and being passed from advisor to advisor. So get your wife to make you a cup of tea beforehand. I am sure you will repay her double later.

firstly congratulations. Getting a bike is a marvellous thing, and it is fantastic that you have a total of one hundred and fifty pounds to spend on this venture. Ebay is a great place to find bikes, so well done again for coming up with that idea. As regards to being confused with what kind of bike to buy here is my advice. 1. Go for a bike with two wheels 2. Go for a bike that is either pretty or sexy looking 3. Try not to buy a woman's bike because you are a man. Apart from that mate, just have fun with it. I am sure you will be fine and love your new purchase. It will make you fitter and even more sexy looking too. Happy bidding.

You must be very brave. I would not have the balls to do this. Remember to follow the instructions and not rebel and to "accept" the landing. Respect.

Wow. Seems like a lot of work to me. My imagination is a mere pigeon as to your golden eagle. My pigeon does have a chavvy gold necklace on though, and a little sovereign ring on one of the claws.

What were you expecting?

t*tties

Glad to hear you are almost back to normal Anja.

I would watch it, make an effort, only I saw a UFO the other day an found it boring, so on balance I'll pass.

There are many ways to contest them, 1) Go up to one, and say "I contest you" loudly three times. 2) Urinate on one of them 3) Get your friend to do number 2 4) Get the same friend to do a number 2 next to it 5) Do none of the above and instead symbolically do the above by writing a stern and well-argued letter to your MP, and copy the same to your council

nipple

Possibly, perhaps it's hidden in there somewhere, and I couldn't see it. ...wait, what are we talking about again? Edit: Ahh how generous of you Rob, I see the penis has appeared.

Good show. Completely understand why you called him bear. I have called animals by other animals names too.

Watch the start of Bad Boys 2, and relax.

I am sad, and I don't use faecebook.

There was no option with the word "penis" in, so I voted for my true age.

Windows 95

Wow, I just typed out some of my problems and it has helped me think about them a little more clearly. Cheers for that. No need to post them. Good thread! Regarding the w**k Jamie, why is it that women can't do it right? I too have been in the same predicament, I think she pretended to sleep.

Nothing wrong with travellers per se. A girl with gypsy blood is a girl worth her weight in gold. Or any girl for that matter. Or boy, or person. Anyway, that they chose a supra is interesting, and in my mind, makes the supra a bit more sexier.

Belated congrats for your wedding Carl. I love it how they managed to get permission from egypt to move and restore the sphinx, and one of the pyramids. It's why America lacks nothing, I look forward to my very first visit, to see a tiny bit of it. Can't imagine living a life here and not going.

Copsewood Krickleberry Sendton Gaplag Koften Goosewood or just SupraRaceWay

Time to relocate to a caravan, and see a loan shark.