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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor girl. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor girl is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Sheila ****************************** Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps. Regards, Walter

Looks excellent everywhere except the Rear, the lines are too high and makes the car look out of proportion swap out the rear with a nice top secret diffuser or Do-Luck , then shes all good

> This got Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine > sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney > folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. > > The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is > called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are > married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant > answers"yes",he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal > questions. > > The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with > (phone > number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three > questions > correctly, they both win the prize. > > One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City > drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the fu**iest thing > you've heard yet. > > Anyway, here's how it all went down: > > > DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate > Match'?" > > > Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have." > > > DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the > Gold Coast if you win. > What is your name? First only please." > > Contestant: "Brian." > > > DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?" > > > Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married." > > > DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only > please." > > > Brian: "Sara." > > > DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?" > > > Brian: "She is gonna kill me." > > > DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?" > > > Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work." > > > DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had > sex?" > > > Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning." > > > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." > > > Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..." > > > DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?" > > > Brian: "About 10 minutes." > > > DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever > have said > that if a trip wasn't at stake." > > Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice." > > > DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 > o'clock this morning? > > > Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..." > > > DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?" > > > Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying > with us for couple of weeks..." > > > DJ: "Uh huh..." > > > Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the > time." > > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." > > Brian: "On the kitchen table." > > > DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the > previous hundred times I've done it. > Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's > work number and > call her up. You listen to this." > > > [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ] > > > DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?" (Touch > tones.....ringing....) > > > Clerk: "Kinkos." > > DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?" > > Clerk: "This is she." > > > DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air > right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of > hours now." > > Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?" > > DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian > knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. > Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?" > > Sarah: "No." > > DJ: "Good!" > > > Brian: (laughing) > > > Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?" > > > Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be > completely honest." > > > DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, > Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the > both of youwill be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us. > > > Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." > > DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?" > > Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to > work." > > > DJ: "What time?" > > Sarah: "Around 8 this morning." > > DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?" > > > Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe." > > DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to > protect is > manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one > question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you > ready?" > > > Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." > > > DJ: "Where did you have it?" > > > Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?" > > > Brian: "Just tell him, honey." > > > DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?" > > > Sarah: "Well..." > > > DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it? > > > Sarah: "Up the arse....." > > > After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station > break" > And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing! >

Another Classic Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both." "Fook off you liar!". "I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?" "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?" I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having s*ex tonight either.

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Does anybody recommend using supression material like dyno mat too? recomended size speakers are 16.5cm Bolts, I am not too sure

stunning example but You have to have enough experiance by now of the Jap supercars, what would you recommend Supra vs Skyline GTR vs RX-7 vs EVO etc

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O2 sensor New (JSpec TT) please

1. Mawby 2. Supradaz 3. Pixelfill 4. markymark 5. Zofix (satin black) 6. Why T (Satin Black) 7. Chinstrapped (satin black please) 8. Wile e Coyote 9. Monkey3 10. Darragh 11. Bender (Satin Black) 12. SunnyG83 (Satin Black) 13. Little num 14. Burna 15. Wez 16. imi 17. Aldo87 (Satin Black aswell) 18. mwilkinson (Satin Black) 19. marbleapple 20. Clodola(Satin Black)

Interesting .. let me know if you get it how it performs

Its a sad day today, why would they do that

Thanks Nic, was actually wondering what these where (my next Wheels) http://www.jm-imports.co.uk/carimages/injapan/widebodysupra.jpg

I think they are the SLR Turbines but replicas, just wondering who makes them

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Filter will be a Blitz LMD panel filter as we find these one of the best panel filters TBH Silkolene ProS oil, genuine Toyo Filter, Denso IK plugs, Royal Purple Syncromax gearoil, and the Required seals, millers LSD oil with FM, and complete Brake fluid refresh.

Thanks, just wanted to make sure

It includes parts, fluids and Labour

Getting Supra Serviced was Quotted 497 pounds All in for below Good Price? Service Required LSD Diff Oil Engine Oil Oil Filter Gearbox Oil Gearbox Seals (Both Replaced) Brake Fluid Air Filter (Blitz Panel Filter) Spark Plugs

Ordered mine off Neweraimports when I bought the car, you have to get them made to order. Took about 5-6 Weeks from order to delivery