At the dole office in Sligo a Traveller walked in to pick up his cheque.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' How's it going Boss,
You know, I just HATE drawing the dole. I'd like to get a job!
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his
2010 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward
to say but you will also have, as part of your job assignment to satisfy her
sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex
drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc located
above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is
€200,000 a year.
The traveller just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin me!
The social welfare worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it!