> The Indian With One Testicle
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> There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose givenname was 'Onestone'.
> He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
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> After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
> cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone
> again, I will kill them!'
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> The word got around and nobody called
> him that any more.
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> Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
> forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
> He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
> the forest where he made love to her all day and
> all night. He made love to her all the next day,
> until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
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> The word got around that Onestone meant what
> he promised he would do.
> Years went by and no
> one dared call him by his given name until a woman
> named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
> away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
> overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
> and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
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> Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
> then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
> night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
> her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
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> Why ???
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> OH, come on . take a guess !!!
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> Think about it !!!
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> You're going to love this !!!
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> Everyone knows...
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> You can't kill Two Birds
> with OneStone !!!