Jellybean

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-52-MG-MGF-ZR-1-4-ROVER-/220926357001?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33703cae09#ht_1349wt_1185&clk_rvr_id=305833889459 Attention Teenage Drug Dealers / Low Life & Oxygen Thieves If you think you've saved enough benefit from your 4 children before your 20, this could be the answer to your prayers. A proper bastardized, chaved up Skippy mobile if ever there was. Enhance your street cred at the local drive through burger joint or council estate shop front no end with this utterly tacky converted little MG ZR. Not your Gran's idea of a lift to town, granted, but a fantastic opportunity to increase 3 fold your class A drug selling ability. This is the car you need boys. The punters will flock to the window for your home grown skunk and other illegal substances. you just ain't gonna look out of place in this little beauty! Now I've made sure the tax ran out last November, so there is a big pat on your scrawny little backs already. Dig out your favorite unwashed "Um bro" hoody and come cast your shifty little eyes on this. Ideal for the "Street Pharmacist" and other suitably attired twats. Your gonna need a baseball cap with this beauty, ideally one that comes with no fitting instructions. Heaven forbid you should put it on the right way. What better way to compliment your stolen Nike Air Max trainers than to be seen dangling a foot outta this pocket rocket. Worried about the Babylon spotting ya, no need. Car comes fully equipped with proper blacked out gangster glass on the side windows. Hell, you could even fill the back up with your ugly chav kids and know one would see 'em. doesn't get much better boys. Ah, but it does. It does. To show your complete and utter lack of taste and knowledge of the motor car you'll also find the ridiculous rock hard lowered suspension to your taste as well. Why not get a step closer to Gran's inheritance by offering her a lift in ya new "wheels" then taking her down the post Office flat out over the speed humps round your estate and hopefully knocking the spine out of her? Might need 2 laps but god damn them single teenage mums smoking Marlboro Lights outside the chippy will be impressed fellas. You know that they like a ride like this. To complete the proper drug dealer look, maybe you could add a tasteless stripe from the front to the rear in "Air Max" white it really wouldn't complement the car in any shape or form. Rather like you and your Brethren spitting on the floor constantly. Completely needless but you think it makes a statement about you. You'll also enjoy the totally pointless but ridiculously noisy after market air filter. About as helpful as a fart in an astronaut suit, but hell, you didn't get where you are today by being helpful, did you? I'm quite sad to see the thing go really. There is nothing more pleasurable to me at 38 than to drive round in this bit of shit and look a complete prick. I'd much rather hand the opportunity to you work shy crack head council tenants any day. This little set of wheels is gonna let the other hoodies know you've made it. Cocaine and skunk selling is never gonna get any easier for the lucky buyer of this car. I might have a deal on a couple of gram's of smack or coke, but ideally I'd need to get a serious drug habit before hand. Perhaps someone could help? You can pay in cash or wraps, I'm easy really. Bring along your mums credit card or one that your mate has cloned down the petrol station. If it is going to be hard cash, please ensure it is discretely hidden in a used Tesco carrier bag, and you have folded one £20 note around 4 others. Makes counting so much easier. For any female buyer I'm offering a free Tattoo of something utterly meaningless to go in the middle of your lower back. If you haven't already got your "Tramp Stamp" that is. If your an under-age drink driver, or under-age driver for that matter, this little beauty really will attract the attention of the local constabulary. You'll struggle to drift pass any patrol car. Make sure there is at least 6 of you in the car though, Spliff in hand. If your driving, have another swig from your 2 litre plastic "LIDL" brand cider as you nonchalantly flip the bird to the passing police patrol. Head off for the nearest estate for some tyre screeching fun. They ain't never gonna take you alive in this. The car does like a good rev in the morning at any unsocial hour. Neighbors will love it and feel proud to live in the same road. don't forget to rev the pants off of it at all junctions and roundabouts as well. This really will increase the length of your manhood no end. Your virginity is gonna be a thing of the past when the babes see you in this "fanny magnet". You can almost bet your last eighth of puff your gonna get laid. Hell, might even get a few STD's as well. your gonna get a proper bird with this motor. For the disqualified driver I'll even offer to recover it from outside the local Magistrates or police station. What better way to impress the local Judicial system in one final act of defiance before collecting your ASBO? Don't let the frivolous matter of actually holding a current, valid drivers license and insurance put you off this bargain. A visit to your local crack house should procure some documentation from as little as fifty quid. Nuff said, innit. All joking aside it does have the following fitted to it:- Full Elusion Body Kit inc Roof Spoiler 17" Multifit Alloys with Good Tyres Full Stainless Steel Exhaust Racing Bucket Seats Mountney Racing Steering Wheel Sports Clocks Lexus Style Rear Lights M3 Type Racing Mirrors The doors are all de locked and de handled and are opened via the remote, left button pops left door, right button pops open the drivers door The boot opens from inside the car via a button The car has been stood a while hence slight corrosion on front discs Cheap to Tax and Insure being a 1.4 Mot Till February 25th 2012 No Tax No Reserve

Dont want to come across too premature, it happened before and it got messy. Want to take my time before a do anything too hands on

Its a mixture between Sophistication with a hint of satisfaction; I like to play by my own rules, I like to think around the circle because it is not a box Taught we covered this last nite

Thanks ubersonic, some good info!! 1G-GTE sounds like a nice reliable crusier with a bit of poke!

So you are looking at 1K for insurance and 12 months road tax. Thats a damn good price!

Back on topic to the no pants Dance, was thinking Red Silk , gives me a hint of zealous but the all-pervading sense of Safety. The Brisk sheen off the Silk will endorse my boisterous dancing but say hey he has got class, he is safisticated , he's got culture Maybe I need some female perspective

It is just good pants etiquette, especially in another mans fatigues

Blue more your color, just looking st them there , you can get all the colors of the rainbow the choices

I guess you never heard the saying , keep it in your pants, its better for all concerned

I think it is a very relevant topic, worthy of an intellectual debate Academia is one of my fortes

Try the silk, it uzzz'z safistcation and some might say you are cultured

Touche, my hate goes off to you Sir

Glad you are reminiscing , was thinking of continuing the Theme into the Bedroom Nothing says safistcation like silk

Was Just sitting here minding my own business and just taught could I pull off silk underwear , it is an avenue I have not explored.

Old model anyday of the week, plus all the electric motors in it will equal $$$ if anything goes wrong http://www.designercars.net/biler/Honda-NSX-46776.jpg http://www.designercars.net/biler/Honda-NSX-72857.jpg

7 series BMW behind me The gauntlet was laid down , the 740i bottled out ; Micra 1 740i 0 I reckon I could get her to 155-157 with a wind behind me

Was up to 150 in her this morning, smell of burning inside ha ha The Micra is no Supra

She would look awesome all polished up LED taillights! http://echowavepro.com/supraphotos/build/7/Build4%20027.jpg

If you get a Datsun I will brillo pad it, and wash it with fairy liquid ha ha

Mark I doubth you will get anything as clean as it for 4K, 90% of skylines over here are all dogs. 660 road tax ant bad for her Do it, toyota reliabilty!!! I cannot see you loosing money getting it! People will pay for a clean example Engine bay looks very well looked after!

Got this off Marty buyers guide http://www.mkiiisupra.net/joomla/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=32&Itemid=59

Your my boy Blue

It was like new, I was shocked at its condition and was wondering if he would ever sell it; didnt think he would due to the condition I Would nearly sell the JZA80 and get it , 2.0 motortax at 660 is alot better than 1400!!!! Maybe drop a 2jz GTE in it !!

Horses for courses I prefer the real deal ! ha ha

Worth looking at with the 1jz in it , it is alot more reliable. I think it has potential but I doubth it is a clean as the other 4k car