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· You with those curves, and me with no brakes ... · Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. · Hi, I make more money than you can spend. · Bond. James Bond · Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. · I'm not wearing any pants. · True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place. · Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck? · Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? · Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? · Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontas? · I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. · I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey. · You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet. · You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge. · Do you just wanna get naked? · Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package! · Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out. · Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me? · How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning! · If I pet you, would you follow me home? · Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts) · Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. · Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch? · Come on baby, s*x is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good. · Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice? · I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!! · Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List! · Save a horse -- ride a cowboy. · Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want? · You know, it's not premarital s*x unless you plan on getting married. · Hi, I make more money than you can spend. · I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. · The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. · If I were to ask you for s*x, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? · Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. · Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. · Hey babe, how about a pizza and some s*x? [slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza? · I'm going to have s*x with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there. · How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? · Can I flirt with you? · I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a s*x machine by night! · You have been very naughty! Go to my room! · Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible". · Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi? · Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!! · S*x is a killer...want to die happy? · Hi! Can I buy you a car? · I had s*x with someone last night. Was that you? · If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. · Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime. · Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt? · You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno. · You're ugly but you intrigue me. · Hey baby...infect me! · Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne. · No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks? · Be unique and different, say yes. · If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want. · Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money. · I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. · Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? · Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? · Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. · I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. · Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way. · Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. · I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. · I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. · If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. · Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? · If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. · There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. · Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. · You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. · That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? · There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. · Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! · Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. · Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. · Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. · Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? · Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me. · Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I? · Be unique and different, say yes. · You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line. · Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. · Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's. · Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight. · If you were a buger I would pick you first. · You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something quick to say afterwards) · Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world. · He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants! · He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did... · He : Hey, Stop! She : What? He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP! · Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya. · I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? · What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew) · Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight! · My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me. · I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday. · Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. · Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. · Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? · If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? · Wow! Are those real? · Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day! · If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful? · Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day! · If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together! · I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel. · Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? · Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my heart away! · Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!! · There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass. · You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast. · My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it. · Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying. · I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet. · Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! · Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get. · I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. · As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn! · I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
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Is anybody having performance issues with Gmail on IE8 last 2-3 weeks? Just sits displaying "still working" and if you get into the email and try to scroll the content just remains static but the background Image scrolls
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Was just chatting to my friend and we were wondering what they cover , I have a prices using Schultz ranging from 100 to 500, if I know what needs to be done then I will be able to make a,better judgement
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what should I expect, would they take the exhaust off or do they just cover everything? What is considered the correct way to go about doing it correctly
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Interesting to see how it turns out
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I taught it is roughly the same.as OEM money I would be worried If the company ever went under, I am focusing on handling this year and next, will try get everything replaced rather than chasing pwer just considering ikyea formula
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Would anybody consider ikyea formula over OEM?
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Its the standard gtc volk mirror lip, I think Jr is polished
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So this fella goes to the doctors, and he asks the doctor for some contraception. The doctor replies "certainly, is it for yourself?", he says "no, its for my daughter". The doctor says "no problem, how old is your daughter?". The fella replies "7". The doctor is startled, and says to the fella "your daughter is sexually active, at 7?" The fella replies "well, I wouldnt say active, she just sort of lies there, like her brother"
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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both." "Fook off you liar!". "I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?" "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
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Chris , just off the phone to Stephen who supplies cars to the movie industry here and UK, he said Lester engineering up north specialises in wheels . I think I seen Darragh say on Facebook he got his tte wheels done there http://www.alloywheelslisburn.com/
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How toMake a Woman Happy It's not difficult to Make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. afriend 2. acompanion 3. alover 4. abrother 5. afather 6. amaster 7. a chef 8. anelectrician 9. acarpenter 10. aplumber 11. amechanic 12. adecorator 13. astylist 14. asexologist 15. agynecologist 16. apsychologist 17. apest exterminator 18. apsychiatrist 19. ahealer 20. agood listener 21. anorganizer 22. a goodfather 23.very clean 24.sympathetic 25.athletic 26.warm 27.attentive 28.gallant 29.intelligent 30.funny 31.creative 32.tender 33.strong 34.understanding 35.tolerant 36.prudent 37.ambitious 38.capable 39.courageous 40.determined 41. true 42.dependable 43.passionate 44.compassionate WITHOUTFORGETTING TO: 45.give her compliments regularly 46.love shopping 47. behonest 48. bevery rich 49. notstress her out 50. notlook at other girls AND ATTHE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. giveher lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52.give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53.give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT ISVERY IMPORTANT: 54.Never to forget: *birthdays *anniversaries *arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food
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ET12 looks like the lowest http://www.driftworks.com/shop/car-parts/wheels-and-accessories/rota-wheels/rota-gtr-d-wheels/filter/wheel_4_offset/et12
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I reckon I will try Danny first , shipping to Ibrar I taught easy a few 100 euro , I am in the south (nothing is cheap) Even if it is 100 Sterling (I presume one way) ; 200 GBP is a fairly heafty addition to the price, I would not have a clue what Ibrar charges but I would nearly have a new wheel for the price of getting them done plus with the correct offset I was going to get two new rears and two new fronts later down the line Also My big issue with shipping them is will they get damaged or lost, you know what some of these companies are like especially in Southern Ireland Imagine trying to put in a claim against the price of a Volk Wheel, they would laugh at you
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Danny did Shanes , strip, paint and polised lip for very little http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?260096-Veilside-wheels-Refurbed He said to do mine , Curbing on the polished lip is 50 euro per wheel; I was going to try him, anywhere I ask and mention a polished they all tell me they will not touch them plus for the cost to transport mine to the UK I would nearly just buy two new rears in the correct offset and get rid fo those stupid spacers That is the longterm plan , GTC wheels with the correct offset (I will have a much deep dish)
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Havent said anything to him, see him the very odd time probably 3-4 times last year
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Not worth having a falling out over, It is only going to turn ugly. Nobody was hurt so thats the main thing but I will never use him for anything ever again He did help me out with ramp access etc before but I think this time round he hid behind his collegue and they started rubbing their hands together $$$$ He is one of the nicest guys you would meet , never taught he would rip me off nevermind leaving me with a death trap on my hands. From the noise I taught the whole side of the car was gone, the curb was higher than the Sill ; just lucky
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Might be an option alright, I was going to try DannyB in BC designs by me too He did shanes wheels on here, never seen them in the flesh just photos but photos are hard to tell by, someone else's opinion on a quality job may not be mine The WheelDoctor I hear is good but all word of mouth, never seen his work either
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Very hard to prove they didnt bolt it up, it was over a year ago at this stage and he was my friend who with his collegue did the work. (Fully qualified Mechanics in a fully registered Garage) Just wanted to give him some work considering he was a Mate. Got ripped off too, who needs enemies when you have friends like that!
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Seroiusly take a day off, what do you think I intentionally went to an inapt mechanic; when I get my car back I expect it to be roadworthy thats what I pay a mechanic for!!! But in this instance the steering rack was left hangning and hence the damage to my car! Its only when I took it to another Mechanic, after I had issues with trying to steer the car , they told me the steering rack was never bolted up You need to chill out ; I am just asking for some advise on repairing my wheels. At least nobody was seriously injured or killed!
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??????? He is both, a mechanic who forgot to tighten the steering rack
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Sorry Dan they are GTC's
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Maybe one for Ibrar, but the lip on the passenger side wheels was curbed( Mechanic forgot to tighten the Steering rack so I turned the wheels and nothing happened ) I would love the send the Wheels the Ibrar but it is a logistical nightmare for me considering I am in Ireland Question is, the lip on the wheel is it chrome or just really highly polished? I am a bit aprehensive giving the wheels to anybody over here but is it possible to get the factory finish by hand using sand paper? Last thing I want is the Passenger side lip on the wheels different to the Drivers Side Anybody know any good Wheel refurb shops in Northern Ireland maybe? I want the lips refurbed to Volk Factory Finish 2nd option is to re-order two new rears with the Correct offset
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that the guy, I was must of been thinking of the fronts Rota GTR-D's fronts are 18x9.5 et25, rears are 18x12 et0 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?224507-Car-s-In-the-Bodyshop Was thinking of these for my car!