Jellybean

If you can't lift her, dont shift her If you can't hide her , dont ride her ha ha

you aren't having much luck with giving us Friday Funnies

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdownin overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelleryapplications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husbanduninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and PersonalAttention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby,Football, Sailing and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs, andHousecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fixthese problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ........................................................................................................ Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is anOperating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html'and try to download Tears. Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If thatapplication works as designed, Husband should then automatically run theapplications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the aboveapplication can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that willdownload the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in thebackground that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupportedapplications and will crash Husband. In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory andcannot download new applications quickly. It also tends to work better runningone task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improvememory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie. Good Luck, Technical Support

Its 2012 now, its a whole new season!

Try use that no more nails , it really does confuse them! ha ha

BBQ Etquette We'll be entering the BBQ season in a few months . Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... 1. The woman buys the food. 2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. 4. The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: 5. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. 6. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 7. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: 8. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. 9. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. 10. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women! Carlo Lodola Esquire

They also seem to have front upper arms

Not a fan of loud exhausts, you be surprised how nice a 2jz sounds without getting drowned out by the exhaust You will get some serious motorway drone off that!! Looks like very well made piece of kit! If it puts a smile on your face go for it.

Group buy to Ireland!

Make / Model: Nissan Skyline Year: 1998 Transmission: Manual Engine Size: 2498 Mileage: 113,000 Kilometres Location: Ireland, Dublin Call Ondrej on 00353(0)862453890 http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3138253 Price: € 8,000 a'pexi rsm rev speed meter a'pexi power intake nismo oil filler cap nismo racing radiator cap kakimoto exhaust a'pexi active exhaust silencer nismo aluminium carbon shift knob carbon superior look side break grip cover carbon superior look side brake boot carbon superior look shift boot carbon superior aircon panel cover carbon superior audio panel cover hr-racing standard carbon fiber bonnet xenon headlamps carbon superior carbon headlamp eyeline garnish nismo clear front indicator lenses nismo carbon pillar garnish ganador carbon look aero super mirrors jic magic coilovers cusco aluminium strut brace r34 gt-t 4pot front calipers r34 gt-t 2pot rear calipers endless cc-x brake pads (front/rear) endlees front straight-6 break rotors standard rear break rotors 18" O.Z. superleggera wheels 225/40 goodyear eagle f1 asymmetric 5zigen pro racer locking wheel nuts sony xav-w1 2x back 2way infinity speakers pioneer TS-WX77A subwoofer 200W TIMING BELT changed 95000km new NCT scheduled in May

What do you reckon about bushings just replace with wth polyurethan? or get new oem arms the front is done but I really need lower front arms to replace the ball joints

Love when you talk Dirty John It sounds so provocative

Or CQuartz

Stunning! Chemical Guys Black light makes it nice and Shiny with Chemical Guys V7 Hybrid

I think they will need to revisit the definition of Awesome!

Lookin awesome! But 6X egt sensors Why do you need so many, thats nuts You normally only run one in the Supra and 99% of cars, if you want a reading? Where you talking to TLicense again!

Does anybody experience the phone turning itself off periodically, it shuts down, reboots itself then awaits for you pin code Mine does this the odd time but my friends new on is once a week; Mine has the latest firmware

That Hilarous, do you have his number? Puff puff pass ha ha

For some reason I tught you broke or sold yours ? You still got the Supra?

A show is not a show without your Pink Wheels Jim!

Just purchased OutcastsJapan.com If anybody has any idea's of what to throw up on the site please post! So far I was thinking • Irish events: DTDIRL, Charity track days, Prodrift , F1(Organise F1 Meets to watch the race?) •newsletter, •Gallery of pics (we have a few hundred now of past Supra Skyline Weekends), •Maybe Tshirts, Stickers? ; •Members car features -- Members can submit a feature on there car, •Car specific Tuners UK & Ireland ; that members recommend due to work they had done, where to go to Get X done , i.e. Tyre suppliers, access to Low ramps, DIY garage access, car storage •History of the Cars (Limited Models): Z tune, Spirit R Rx7 etc •Driver Profiles: Members cars •Xbox/Ps3: Forza Clubs, Profiles etc Organise drifting,championships online •Radio controlled Cars -- Organise R/C Drift , Grip events?

Check with MVP too , Nengun & Rhdjapan want 140 euro plus delivery for my Items but I can get them off MVP for 98 euro plus deliver Yen Exchange Rate sucks

Thanks Gaz!

Hey Was going to do up a wordpress type blog for over here in Ireland; just more so I can mess about with Wordpress Currently we run under Supra Skyline Ireland; due to the lack of cars here we had to open it up to both Supra and Skylines plus the bigger CC cars keep away any undesirables As for names I have come up with these so far but would like to keep inline with Supra Skyline Ireland Any ides'a on names; I was going to run with an outline of eack car in the Logo Outsiders Japan -- robbed off diftworks Movie unknowns Japan Outcasts Japan Auto Garage Drift Spec Japan Drift Culture Wangan Club Shuto Expressway Wangan Midnight 湾岸,