Good on ye Axle, I probably would have done the same bacause that cowardly sh#t makes my blood boil, the guy got his comeuppance anyway. Good.
Here's my injuries and they will probably sound ridiculous but they're as true as I'm sitting here on the Bridge of the Starship Enterprise......... O.K. no they are true.
1 Fractured Scaphoid ( when I ran over my friends cat on my other friends Honda NS125F)
2. Scaphoid again ( after being horsed out of a disco by 4 Bouncers after hearing another friend had been badly injured in motorcycle accident and I went a bit silly )
3. Scaphiod again (cant remember why)
4. Laceration of Thigh Muscle and Skin (crashed me VFR400 into a wooden elec' pole, anybody who was taping Young Guns on their video that night had their electricity cut by me )
5. Smashed me right Femur after ditching my passengers Microlight onto the beach because of an engine failure got a GK Nail inserted, investigation report - http://www.aaiu.ie/AAIUviewitem.asp?id=3938&lang=ENG&loc=1280
6. Fractured right Malleolus (ankle) after crashin me beautiful MR2 into a pillar
6. Fractured left Tibia after playin football/rugby at 6 in the mornin in a back garden after a 21 birthday, fell into a hedge and fell asleep and wasn't found until the next morning.
7. Walkin home one night stepped into an open drain with my hands in my pockets bounced my face off a pebble dash wall, was able to breath without opening my mouth through a hole in my upper lip, went for an operation the next morning after telling none of my family and nearly died on the operating table after I took an allergy to the Gas Thiopentone.
That's my lot havent' had anything serious in a few years now thank god. There is 1 or 2 more but we'll let them go.