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Strangely no. Is it good for an evenings entertainment or should I just stick to Xbox and pron?? H.

Bit of both to be honest....

WTF does it do to your insides then....... H.

Are the designated holes under the stereo already in use Lee? My facelift panels have too many holes in them, you can have one of them...... Holes I mean..!! H.

I have been looking for a VVTi for about 3 months and getting sick of looking now. The M3 was looking favourite a week or so ago and then I saw this. There is someone viewing it tonight though. If it's still available tomorrow then I'll have a trip down and get the cheque book out.... You only live once... H.

Mercedes SL500 http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1873624.htm My only worry is the build quality. Didn't they go really crap between 2000 and 2006 etc. Opinions would be appreciated. H.

If I win, you pay the cash and I keep the car..... H.

Good lad..!!

Bargain..!!

Possibly, it goes down on me regularly and the bed isn't much better..!! H.

Where is the fun in that Dude..... We have the halfords tent from the same offer a couple of years ago. The tent is ok but the sleeping bags are only good if you like hypothermia. Torches went through batteries like Ed goes through pairs of dirty knickers and one of the inflatable beds deflated every 6 hours. Besides all that, they were great value..... H.

Faggot... I am harder than a bishops dick and I'll take you all on..!! Just not today as I have a couple of quotes to do for work and then need to pick the kids up from school, if that's alright. I don't want to offend anyone or anything..!! H.

I am quite a nice guy and can take a joke at my own expense from people who generally mean well. I am a sales rep going to see strangers regularly and you meet all sorts of nice/honest/grumpy/miserable people, take your pick. I can put up with these people in a professional capacity all day. That said, I have no time for people who are ignorant, with bad manners or both. I imagine that a confrontation such as Ewens would not take long to descend into violence. I actually know that this is wrong in itself but I do not believe these days that setting an example is enough for the ignorant youth of today, especially when they have their mates to impress. The damage or lack of consideration for these people was set in stone years before by poor parenting and it will take a shock or two to make them realise that the world doesn't owe them a living and they can't treat everyone like shit and expect to get away with it. My hat goes off to Ewen but I know that my story would have ended differently. H.

Holy thread resurrection Batman...... In all honesty there haven't been any more occurancies. There has been the odd time where the dog has been barking at the wall etc but I think that this is down to his age more than anything..!! I don't wear a tie pin anymore either as they are gay..!! H.

Sounds like a good idea..!! H.

T cut please..!!

Some pics wouldn't go amiss...!! H.

Mate. You need to calm down, have a Lemsip and a wank and think of the finer things in life..... Anger and hate will push you towards the dark side. H.

Welcome..!! Do not diss the NA. Wonderfully reliable and cheaper to run than a TT with regards to fuel and maintenance etc. I have had my NA for three and a half years and have loved every minute of it. Beware of auto TT kickdown in the wet, it has been the undoing of many a 21 year old...... H.

The best thing about having an argument with elderly people is the fact that you can call them a "fossil" during the exchange. Don't worry about being disrespectful as they won't remember the conversation anyway...... In reality, this woman who was going to speak to Attero was probably going to gloat about having an orange Lambo..... H.

I pay £410 for the NA with AON on a classic policy. Rang them last week for a quote on a TT and they would need to send me a cheque for £30...... H.

I would love to catch someone doing that.....

I was talking more about the Fezza than the Gallardo but I still wouldn't have been impressed if I'd have bought one..!! H.

Were you not curious as to what she had to say??

I have never owned one but have driven a couple. Both Ferrari and Lambo look great and sound wonderful..!! One thing that struck me was that they weren't particularly well put together and that I would have been disappointed if I had shelled out 50K plus. The only cars I thought were really well put together were the Aston V8 Vantage (£40K ish) or an R8 (60K ish) I have been looking at V8 Vantages for a few months but realistically can't get one unless I get a house with a garage. Although, if I move house I won't be able to afford the car anyway..... H.