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yeah! spill the beans! customartworx look great but their a bit far, need something in the midlands, ideas?

Hi m8 Have you thought of Knight Racer? If your in N'hampton, not a long run down the M1 to them? just a suggestion....

Oh dear! Have you got new seats I take it? leather? will get mine covered defo. IMO cant understand why rears leather and front fabric as standard ! lol

Hi John I take it these are fabric, not leather? cheers

Have you really not had it serviced in 5 years?? May be a good idea to book it in for a 'health check' even though its only done about 2K. Have you done your own checks/top ups/fluid changes etc? curious...

mint or should i say licquouric?? (how dya spell that..... )

Its not Friday yet, but close enough... Once upon a time, and far, far away, lived a beautiful Queen with > voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his > desire would be death should he try to touch them. One day Nick revealed > his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the > King's chief doctor. > >Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon >Slayer to more than just satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 >gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily >agreed to the scheme. > >The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and >poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon >after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. > >Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, >Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special >saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that >tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work >as the antidote to cure the itch. > >The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. > >Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for >the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next >four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and >magnificent breasts. > >The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer >left satisfied and hailed as a hero. > >Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the >Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. > >With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have >cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this >matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost. > >The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same >itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned >Nick the Dragon Slayer. > >The moral of the story - Pay your bills.

I got my Bomex front from Knight Racer, supplied, fitted and painted. Very happy with the work so far. The car is with them at the moment having more bodywork done... Ahh, I will put on a pair of sturdy bifocals next time I look at the Knight racer sight will give them a shout. Cheers

Hi Rob I'm looking to get the Bomex myself, the UAD 148. I take it the standard OEM bumper brackets/bolt holes are not compatable? I have a veilside front which needs taking off (has seen better days previous to my ownership ) One other thing, can I ask who supplied your bomex bumper? Was originally gonna go for the top secret from Knight Racer, they dont do the bomex, neither to Miami GT. Cheers

Nice one Jay definitely on my wish list. Can I ask one think? Noticed the strut brace gives you full access to the shocks - assuming theyre adjustable?? - need same for my soop only a lot of the ones I've seen restrict/prevent access to ajust. What make is it please? ta v much

its the handwriting on your avtar that gives it away

yeah, or the magic dust he sprinkled on his Corgi toys - alice in wonderland syndrome...

you couldnt handle me mate, 2 much woman lol x

cheeky! Mind you, if it had got lost in a snow drift that woulda been one less to worry about...

spoilt for choice! quite like the Bomex UAD 148, 'big mouth' then I saw Uzthedentist's project - a TRD front - and thought, mmm maybe... http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=99931 The stillen front has better clearance but not so stylish. Want something a bit different but not too crazy, ya know? Any ideas gratefully excepted! Though dad teased me about what a great snow plough the beast would be lol

Hi Mark I'm sourcing a replacement front bumper for it (Thorena, huh?mmm...interesting ) rather than repair the front as that crack could resurface. Need to know of a body shop, that would do a pucka job, pref east or west mids so I don't have to be without it for long Lovin it to bits at the mo, still grinning like an idiot each time I get out of 'the beast' I've grown a speed bump radar in my brain since taking charge of my wee beastie:search: Yep, sold the yaris couple weeks ago so some £ free to do the bodywork and itching to get started. Hows your TT getting on? BPU'd yet? Hows Vicky's scooby? Hope your all keeping well lolx

is that off Narborough rd??

Your a star! where are you in leicester? I'm heading down this Saturday fairly early, b in Leicester about 9.30ish. Not met many other owners yet so twould be nice to say elo

Hi you lovely leicester folk! Need somewhere to park the beast thats free from speed bumps, ramps and can park all day (Saturday or Sunday) without taking out a loan and on a regular bus route into the city centre? Cant park in usual place due to bollards and clearance issues which were not an issue with previous motor ta lolx

Have they banned you from the works loo as well then ?? lol

Actually C, Heinze do beans and vegetarian sausage in a tin for the ultimate in delicious laziness, don't forget the ketchup too

Er, girls, I thought the two went hand in hand (so to speak wotcha think??

yeah, but you need rentokil in to fumigate the microwave afterwards or everything you put in for at least 2 weeks after tastes of kippers lol

Typical English 40 something male, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank."Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you." "Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree." " But, where did you get the tools?" "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, avery unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware." The guy is stunned. "Let's row over to my place," she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?" "No! No thank you," he blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take anotherdrop of coconut juice." "It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Pina Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet." No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom.. There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for?" She stares into his eyes .. He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean . . " he swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Don't tell me you've got Sky Sports as well"