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Ah, yes but just think of that FIBRE!! its GOOD FOR YOU!!!!

I think its a bit of that 'men are from mars, women are from venus' as in what is funny to a bloke may not be to a woman, but then it can work the other way too.. > I think you know what I mean.... I'm used to standing my ground and enjoy giving as good as I get so i just roll my eyes and think but thats not always the case for all females. I've had some great laughs since I came on line on the forum and your a great bunch, and as they say, (or 2....or 3... > ) but they are a very small minority and harmless! I can't wait to meet you lot when the events kick off

Anyone remember Smiths crisps that you had a sachet of salt to add yourself? if they boutght those out again it would probably have a sachet of wheat germ....

got passed this one today... >> It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals >> throughout the company have been using foul language during the >> course of normal conversation with their colleagues. >> >> Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily >> offended,this type of language will no longer be tolerated. >> >> We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to >> Accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues. >> >> Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have >> been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can >> continue in an effective manner. >> >> >> 1. Try Saying: I think you could do with more training >> >> Instead Of: You don't have a f***ing clue, do you? >> >> >> 2. Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter. >> >> Instead Of: She's a f***ing power-crazy b*tch >> >> >> 3. Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late >> >> Instead Of: And when the f*** do you expect me to do this? >> >> >> 4. Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible >> >> Instead Of: F*** off a*se-wipe >> >> 5. Try Saying: Really? >> >> Instead Of: Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole >> >> >> 6. Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with... >> >> Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a f***. >> >> >> 7. Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project. >> >> Instead Of: Not my f***ing problem, mate. >> >> >> 8. Try Saying: That's interesting. >> >> Instead Of: What the f***? >> >> >> 9. Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given >> timescale. >> >> Instead Of: No f***ing chance mate. >> >> >> 10. Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in >> >> Instead Of: Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday? >> >> >> 11. Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues >> >> Instead Of: He's got his head up his f***ing a*se. >> >> >> 12. Try Saying: Excuse me, sir? >> >> Instead Of: Oi, f*** face. >> >> >> 13. Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway >> >> Instead Of: Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.

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Thanks for the warning!

Excuse me? You obviously have not been on the receiving end of some of this. If your comment as above is anything to go by, I don't think you will get too many members siding with you. Of course we should all take responsibility for our actions but some people do not know where to draw the line and it can become quite offensive. I actually find the way you refer to women as quite offensive and doubt your attitude would be such if you were standing in front of one of us discussing the gist of this thread?

oldie but goodie.... >Subject: The Little Paper Bag. > >A little paper bag was feeling unwell,so he took himself off to the >doctors. > >"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag. > >"Hm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see >what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days." > >The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results. > >"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag. > >"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor. > >"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag. > >"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor. > >"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!" > >"Well, have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" >asked the doctor. > >"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!" > >"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood >transfusion?" queried the doctor. > >"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!" > >"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?" > >"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!" > >"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor . > > > > > >- > > > > > > > > > >"Your mother must have been a carrier"

wot, go THAT long without shaving?!!!! I've heard you have a chest wig I can borrow

Time to prepare then: Anyone know where I can get a chest wig, stick on facial hair and dark glasses from?

nuf said

I've not actually met him yet, should I wrap myself thoroughly in a shapeless black bin liner and wear dark glasses when I have to? (Actually, where is he? how could he not be on the thread after reading the thread title??

So when a newbie female offers to post up pics of herself you'll all be shouting 'nooooo!' we're not like that here!!! kidding. i'll go along with that but its up to you mods as well to keep an eye on things before they get out of hand? Thanks JB Linda x

sabotage his keyboard

It would look really cool, though I suppose it depends on the colour of the rest of the car, unless its painted - then you would'nt see the weave, which would be a pity....

I've had similar problems with my NA, was given this link by another member, hope it helps: http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=67386&highlight=ICV good luck with sorting it

mmmm clearance issues spring to mind. could be a bit ott with carbon all the way round, only really seen it as a front splitter/lip

Actually, I prefer Warbies....(Quality )

On pain of death Be interesting to see how its going to be stopped though...

yeah, there is that My NA is a manual and I love to be in charge of those revs and wop through the gears when the soop's singing at its best I wouldnt mind tying an auto though, just to see if its as good as they say

Agreed. but at the end of the day if the female is stupid enough to fall for it thats her look out. Its about self respect. I don't feel I have to reduce myself to splashing naked/semi naked pics of myself on a website inorder to be noticed. That doesnt get respect - on the contrary. I would rather be respected for my passion for jap performance cars, the knowledge I'm gaining, my personality and my attitude towards others.

Before you bin the auto box idea, check out a few threads as the auto in the TT gives you quicker times than the manual and is well rated by this lot Also a lot stronger for dealing with all that POWER!!!

Hi and welcome! You could get both a NA and TT ride from local Supra owners, I'm sure they'l be glad to oblige - may help you to decide? Just don't get a ride in a single turbo conversion cus you'll never be the same again... addicted and determined to go the same route... Good luck!

single's the best way to be keep your £ for the soop and you, enjoy the freedom and don't go feet first into the next one, have a nice looooonng break...(though it seems doubtful from your first post)