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Hi Dave Such a shame you have to break her. tuff call Would you be letting go of the cam/valve cover as mine is split? or are you letting the engine go complete? thx Linda

Actually, you read my thoughts - great minds think alike! Wot time dya think your gonna b there for about? lolx

I spel foneticly

FAO: Ashbhp m8, just dont go borrowing Nik's sat nav - ya might just find yourself lost up a farm track .....again! lolx:D

yeah yeah! erm, not a good idea but....... Sorry to hear it m8, I'd be gutted and furious too

Or looking to steal a sat nav to find its way back??

OMG! Anyone want to help me raid a bank??? lolx and enjoy the supra and your time on the forum

You can't beat this forum for entertainment Hey Martin, RED is the best. Stick with it, it'l be a beut for sure

Nic is the obvious choice, quite a good price

!!!Happy Birthday!!! Have a super day JB lolx Linda

glad your having a great time in the supe already, erm..... lolx Linda

I think they're just taking the michael lolx

Hints and Tips on How To Do A Poo At Work. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poo in a cubicle. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen,do not panic. Remain in the cubicle until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESYFLUSH The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poo has to stink u p the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME Walking from the cubicle, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER A colleague who poos at work and is proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom. THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS A seldo m-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR Someone who does not realise that you are in the cubicle and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work.If this occurs, remain in the cubicle until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a cubicle. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a cubicle. This will remove all doubt that the cubicle is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace. WATERMELON A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELET A case of diarrhoea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire. UNCLE TED A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

the advice is the same, as they bolt on to the same cars no matter what side of the pond you are on. I've been looking into these for a while now and Boost Logic would seem a good choice.

I have a veilside and am about to swap it because its so old it should be on a pension.... (no offence to you Veilside fans ) lolx

Have you tried the club NA-T forumL http://www.clubna-t.com/forums/ Some good stuff on there

hey, that would be cool! Can I have first dibbs on co-pilot seat btw?!

Hi m8 I used to work with you I think?? Will drop you a PM Welcome btw, wot took you so long??!!!

Hi hun Sorry to hear that, I know you suspected it. Hope you can sort it by Pod day. Thanks for the parking space again Lookin forward to seeing you at weekend lolx

Cheers Just put a link in the Wolverhampton meet to this one, shown here: http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=104940 (I can just see this getting very confusing ) Linda x

doh...sure someone was... hey, thats good anyway. yeah, was hoping for a meet up but are you going to pod next week end Pete? Ade and me n Konio are this way if you want to touch base anytime, just give us a shout

Hey Ade How ya doin? held up any traffic lately?? L X

Pete m8, check out edited first post on this thread...May 13th?? Hope thats ok. tbh, though it might be better as you and Ian are getting work done to your supe's. the food's ok too at the Spread Eagle, they do a wide range of full on belly fillers to light bites and sandwiches, and tasty puds I'll check if they do a Sunday roast cus I'm up for that, defo It would be good to have a regular meet I reckon lolx Linda

Bump!!

Hi Mate I've been organising a meet for end of April/early May for the midlands lot, either spread eagle or Moseley park so this would be ideal. OK if I put your link into mine m8? (is that ok for the mods?? ) By the way, and Linda