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Welcome each Your in the right place! Plenty of info and some lovely examples for sale here on the forum too lol Linda x

Cheers pete

Hi hun, just checked out your tattoo thread, gona be awesome for sure, yup, your sooo brave! lolx

I think it should be rolled out nationally lol

Looking good hun lolx

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I'd luv to go along as I may be free that weekend, though I'm waiting for a slot to get a new bumper put on and general touch up Can anyone give me a link to the address or a postcode etc? cheers Linda x

It was an excellent day, excellent turn out, big thanks to the mods and all those involved in organising it really enjoyed it Some very impressive cars - Robbie, awesome for sure!! A good mix of all supras, all styles and, yeah some really nice folks there Dead chuffed at Amo winning best modified supra, (perarlecsent yellow) he's worked hard and put in some all nighters in with Neil to get it that far, and more to come!! Top man! Great to meet some mates and make new ones, roll on turbofit day and JAE!! lolxx Linda

Meguires Quick Detailer is pretty good -mist on, wipe off and give it a bit of a buff gets some of the bugs off quite well too

try this link (if it works ): http://www.porkpie.co.uk/ L

doubles up as a space ship

Wow! Ace....cept for that spoiler which doesnt go at all - what were they thinking??? Looks like I'll be doing the lottery this weekend then....

Thats because you don't live near to THE home of the pork pie, Melton Mowbray Dickinson & Morris, the Olde Pork Pie Shop, in Melton - also stocked by Waitrose and Sainsbury's. Not greasy, chunks of pork, melt in the mouth pastry with some crusty bread and irish butter, a dolop of Branston.... ...now I'm hungry

-It'll always keep those sleek sexy lines and never grow a beer belly - It has grab handles not 'love' handles - it never moans, but it ROAARS!!!! - Always ready for fun - keeps going for hours - doesnt throw an insecurity spat if left alone for a day or two - makes me smile more than any bloke ever could do - never strops!!!

"Kids and grown-ups love it so, the happy world of Haribo!" Never without a bag of tangfastics 3 bags ready to go AND...A VARIETY BOX!!!(Available just before the gate for a good price shhh don't tell Mawby )

Me too

So you can pop down the motorway and put mine in for me then??

Keep taking the pills..... you wish

Looks like a sirion crossed with a piece of cheese Still hun, whatever floats your boat btw, should this be in off topic?? Lx

Are those that are on the list twice driving two cars at once then??? Or one each for their split personalities? lolX

its me m8, my adding is worse than my spelink not helped by having the lurgy > lolx

More like 99.9% hun! oh dear....

yes please!