> Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
> death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
> when all of a sudden. ......
>
>
> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"
>
> "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".
>
> So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there,
> in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
>
> There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
> bacon,
> double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
>
> "Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".
>
> "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget"
>
> "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no
> meerage, ees a bacon tree".
>
>
>
> And with that ....Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5 metres,
> Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens
> up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded
> but. true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying
> breath.
>
> "Pepe...go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree"
>
> "Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it?
>
> "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree..
>
>
>
> Ees
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> Ees
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> Ees
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> Eees a Ham Bush.