A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night
> with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he
> told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have
> his secretary write a cheque
> and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
>
> On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing
> that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his
> secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed
> note:
>
> "Dear Madam:
> Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am
> not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the
> place, I was under the impression that:
>
> #1 - it had never been occupied;
>
> #2 - there was plenty of heat; and
>
> #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.
>
> However, I found out that
>
> #1 - it had been previously occupied,
>
> #2 - there wasn't any heat, and
>
> #3 - it was entirely too large."
>
>
> Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque
> for $250 with the following note:
>
> " Dear Sir:
>
> #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful
> apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
>
> #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to
> turn it on.
>
> #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
> but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not
> blame the management.
> Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your
> present landlady
Lx