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you better report me then too I cant get a regular plate to fit my bumper, honest Lx

aha... Im new to this poll stuff doh.sorry! Lx

Good rubber on the rear is a great help I got mine out twice last week around islands in the wet but was taking it easy but not been 100% happy with the rear suspension. After taking it to Weston Performance yesterday they sorted it for me: the coilovers were set wrongly, one was on the hardest setting the other one turn above soft! Front suspension was loose too Maybe worth getting your suspension checked out mate. Then theres the rubber on your rear. mines contributed towards poor grip in the wet though they're great in the dry and the supra's now very well set up, just waiting for some more sticky rubber to arrive. From watching the MotoGP and WSBK I've realised just what a difference the tyres make to the handling, cant be a huge amount different for our supras?? Glad you and the supra survived ok. Take it easy fellah Linda x

Quite right but why am I (an NA) in italics and no one else is?? L

Its looks are so horrendously awful I couldnt even bring myself to look at the spec list L

Actually, I was thinking how the OEM skirts suited the TS front. Each to their own I guess! If you like it, go for it Lx

tasty. Love that colour too, looks stunning in the sun. Will you keep the wheels? Anthracite spokes would look good Well done though, if I was changing colour it would be on my list Lx

good idea except you forgot NA-T ...not that mine is Lx

Just go for another brand if it bothers you that much. Far superior choccie out there than that rubbish anyway Lx

theyre all reposts but for those that havent seen it... POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER! A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!" "But I always buy it here," says the blonde "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant" Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container....... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

Ya numpty it could have been worse - you could have knocked a large box of tools off the bench onto the bonnet At least you'll get the opportunity to fine hone your fibre glassing skills a bit more! Lx

lush colour, looks in good condition too. Not sure about your MFI carpet though If you take the surf board off the back you wont have any problems with the arial lol. Welcome and enjoy Linda xx

I take it you'll be hitting the M6/A14 at some point if so Rothwell services is a good spot for picking up others, as we did for the last japshow when we hooked up with the LFE buch Lxx

I wasnt the one who started it Lx

yeah that! no mention of a turbo but previous threads have discussed this and it seems theres never been a VVTi facelift. Looks like a dealer selling rather than a private bod so theyre probably not too savy on supras Lx

Thats answered a question thats been knocking around in the back of my head for a while too good to know Lx

Really???? you never told me at JAE when Ste went for a beer :D lolxx

Hey Vicki, you've got a choice of two now!! Well done Ste, about time looking forward to seeing you behind the wheel fellah...and PICS!!!!! lol Lxx

Hi Jay Mine's always done that. Just 2 or 3 minutes on the drive sees it settle down and makes sure your oil's circulating around and protecting your engine - worth the brief wait I reckon Hope your enjoying it! and welcome if I've not said hi before Linda x

bought this from another member but didnt need it for the MOT after all since my N/A is old and jspec Its bulky so you would need to collect or I can bring it to japshow at the pod on 7th October. I live in Wolverhampton. cheers Linda

:rlol: cracking thread!!

Sounds like you need to split the chores 50/50 or go on strike Or// dont eat, drink, change your clothes or move around much then the house wont need cleaning Or// pretend to come down with an almighty headache every Friday morning and tell her its the thought of all that nasty cleaning Or// start sneezing your head off and say you've developed a chronic allergy to house dust and retire to the pub with beer and the paper Or// both chip in and hire a cleaner once a week! Or// trade her in for a less demanding model Lx

ORDERING PIZZA IN 2010 This is so close to what is probably going to be happening in 2010 that we're not sure how funny this really is... Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number? Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order. Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir. Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610. Operator: Thank you Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Email address is [email protected]. Which number are you calling from sir? Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this information? Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir. Custo mer: The HSS, what is that? Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time. Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple of your All Meat Special pizzas. Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir. Customer: Whaddya mean? Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice. Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then? Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza.I'm sure you'll like it. Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that? Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion. Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids. Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99. Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number. Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit. Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here. Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account is overdrawn also. Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take? Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward. Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter? Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday. Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@# Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2005, conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here in September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge Oh yes, I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society? Customer: (speechless) Operator: Will there be anything else, sir? Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke. Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this. Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. Lx

Are you putting yours forward then.... xx

Have to agree! I'd noticed that too I like that idea about substituting certain words for text speak....bring it on, I say It is hugely annoying to have to translate text/gangsta speak and realise that in some cases they couldnt string together a sentance of full sylables even if they tried to use correct words anyway, as it would be equally illegible! At the end of the day this forum is a cross section of society and will encompass all different characters but a strong sense of humour and a tough hide is helpful - of you cant take it, don't dish it out..... Lxx