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!!! two stunners - selling up AND leaving will you stay with us on the forum when you've hopped across the channel Darryl?? Lxxx

I've just had an 'orible thought - the next person who presses the copy button may produce minaiture copies of WSB2 .....quick, wheres the cancel button lolxx

So, thats the strength of your pulling power Lxx

Are you suggesting I'm a retard? Are you telling me I'm a retard? I can see that on a TShirt Lolxxx

If I do it will be on your head Lx

Really p@ss them off by slowing right down to push bike speed, they'll go nuts!! Lx

Why get upset about it? You have a supra, they dont, theyre gutted and jealous riding around in their chav mobiles. Hard cheese on them. Rise above it fellah, your a jap car owner, be proud, they're below your dignity Linda xx

simmer down chaps Vikki had a bad experience, her first and it was upsetting and annoying for her: I know, Ive' been there. Some understanding and sympathy would be good, having a pop at each other on ensuing posts isnt necessary, ease up fellah's, please. Lxx

Judging by your encyclopedic knowledge of posh polish you would appear to occupy the sad git category erm, as do most of who will answer this thread, by default > Its not just about the polish/wax itself but how you apply and buff, ambient temperature, humdiidty etc Pete Richards (above) is our resident detailing guru and a top bloke, very helpful Linda x

I've been numberplate-less since about March this year as the original one kept falling off Eventually gave up then had new kit and needed to let the paint 'cure' for a few days weeks. So far not had probs in fact I pulled into a Shell station recently same time as Mr policeman, I was bricking it but although he looked he said nothing. Its probably a matter of time but seems a shame to spoil the lines lolxx L

Wouldnt mind spectating at this if you lot are going Linda x

By the way, partners and friends all welcome, as long as you put numbers next to your name. cheers Lx

1.Pete 2.Burna 3.Turbonut 4. TrickTT (+1 if we are bringing our better halves) 5. Hoff (+1 if we are bringing our better halves**) 6. Guigsy (if it doesnt colide with a holiday im thinking of having.) 7. G-Nemie +1 ** (Need dates sorting though 1st or 15th is OK ) 8. Suprafan72 9. Maz 10. Ashbhp 11. Miami Cool Nick have you voted for your prefered day? Lxx

yeah, Iliked those too, our office is really small though so they know I'm daft already lolx

One word - J-E-A-L-O-U-S!!! Feel smug vikki, you have a car those twats can only dream of, plus your an attractive woman (H, how on earth did you land Vikki???! ) treat them with the disdain they deserve. I've had my supra since last December and have had mostly good things said, but if anyone gets snotty, or gives me a patronising look they get a silent looks-will-kill from me before I roar off and leave them in the dust You'll get this sometimes but their not worth the mental effort of getting angry over. Ignore them. You'll develop a tough hide after a while but for what its worth it used to hack me off at first, now I laugh because it shows just how pathetic they are You Go Girl !! Linda xx

Ooops! missed your Bday.... HAPPY DAY-AFTER-YOUR-BIRTHDAY!!!! Hope it was good mate Lxx

Allen, !!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Linda xx

OK, repost of a repost no doubt but still raises a laugh, never had the nerve to do these but maybe one day ONE-POINT DARES 1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. 2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. 3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry,I really prefer it this way". 4. Walk sideways to the photocopier. 5. While riding in an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. 6. When in the lift with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you. 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..." 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh. 10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen. THREE-POINT DARES 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers. 2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle. 3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. 4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''. 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again. 7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout. 8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any p*rnography web sites. FIVE-POINT DARES 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself). 2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. 3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave". 4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two". 5.. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''. 6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour. 7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!" 8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!" 9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist. 11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. 12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 14 . Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see you tonight".

So, ed, wot happened to your 'turning over a new leaf" or has it ended up trampled in reindeer poo?? :D dont forget to vote for your day mate Lxx

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Not bad glad you've stayed jap anyway Mark's (Mr Hanky's) vikki (Rogue) has one of these and loves it to bits, hope your Integra will be as much fun....although not as much as the supra Lx

Are you sure they'l let you back out the gates???!! Have fun Lx

this is looking good! Still need to get a definite date so I'll PM Branners to put a vote thread up. As soon as we get 6 takers for either date (1st or 15th) I'll book it for, say 1:30 = gives longer travellers time to turn up and lubricate tonsils ready for a huuuuuge nosh and a good afternoon to natter What think y'all to the time? Any probs?? Lx

Shoot me down in flames if you like but although its over personalised to the point of it looking bizare from some...ok most...angles, I quite like the way he's changed the rear boot line to give the lights an agressive look - bit alfa romeo and I like the front bumper, is it Bomex? But its covered in tat and totally overboard with the mesh flip paint is extremely dated now though Lx

Worrying reading. Hopefully it will die a death as some 'may happen' policies often do. Monitoring and enforcing it would be an issue especially as its so prevalent. Sometimes I think I live in the chav capital of England it would mean increasing the police numbers at least 10 fold to make even the slightest impression on the loclal spotty oiks. Fingers crossed, eh? L