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Unlike you guys she wont be driving it with an ego or testosterone so ragging it and showing off won't be on her agenda I hope she takes it out ALL day, doesn't call you once, ignores all your calls and nicks your spare fob when she gets back ....she may even go out and buy one of her own Lx

Wasn't sure if this still went on over the winter but as spring has sprung was thinking its time for sunday roastie's and jap car chat Anybody have an update?? cheers Lx

I'll send my ironing up for you to do, it'll probably arrive in a 7.5 ton rigid but..... L

I'd rather spend my £1.50 on something longer lasting and more pleasureable......a bar of Green & Blacks Maya Gold Choccie Lx

...venison burger??!

Actually I was just about to post!!! so..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! ....and its the big 40!!! Hope you have a super day fellah, anything planned?? bevvies? :burp:nosh? romance wiv your laydeee?? Lxx

hey, how you doing? Shouldnt you be milky bar now mate?? Lxx

and.....hey! its for sale!!! Lxx

In terms of insurance, a Jspec N/A (which they all are) being a greyimport will work out about the same as a UK spec TT but there are plenty of threads on here for insurer suggestions. Sky is the club insurer but there are others. L

exactly sweetie, I'll be away on a happy cloud with you then but you can't have me this weekend Lxxx

hi I'll be around for some of this weekend, away all next weekend but your more than welcome to come for a spin let me know Check out my garage for pics and spec Linda

A 'junk' email but intriguing all the same..... Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a mobile phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone. Hold your mobile phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk). Anyone ever tried this?? and, no, I'm not going to lock my keys in the car just to try it out! Lxx

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yeah there's nothing new under the sun Besides, I'm soooo bored right now even a repost is exciting.... L

Now now Doug, don't go giving me ideas!! .....Actually..... Was great to chat with you at Steve's do btw hope you got back ok Lxx

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?' 'About 32,' is the reply.' 'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.' The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.' Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.' Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!' While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, 'Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.' They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.' He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay.... How old am I?' He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, 'Madam, you are 50.' Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you tell?' The old man says, 'Promise you won't get mad?' 'I promise I won't' she says. 'I was behind you at McDonalds.' !!!

Thanks for all your help guys. Trev - I thought this might be the case. I'll get a sick note for the first 3 days off. cheers Carl - yeah mate, hes a stroppy SOB, regularly throwing tantrums not to mention phones etc around, slamming doors and his computer, swearing etc. He took it too far this time though. totally unecessary and to make matters worse, totally refutted it!! Its not the sort of behaviour you would expect from an MD who is 18 months off retirement!! Lx

Boss telling me I need a sick note from doctor I disagree. The story in a nutshell: Boss has paddy on Friday morning shouting and swearing at me. He wouldnt calm down, I walked out angry and upset. This was after 5 days of unrelenting migraine, coming down with a cough/cold and bad news the previous weekend. Following Monday to Wednesday off sick as head worse, parents phoned in for me. Docs on Tuesday for migraine medication she advised me to take a week off for stress and come back in a week for something for my 'low mood' if it hadnt improved. Annual leave Thursday to Monday, off work sick Tuesday to Friday. To my knowledge I dont need a doctors note for 3 days sick taken before going on leave. I am using an SSP for the 4 consecutive days of last week. Am I right? (Useful!! ) Advice greatly appreciated, Linda x

Coward lol Lx

Never mind, I'll let you know how good it was Lxxx

I'll almost certainly be going to this, just need to apply a little 'gentle persuasion' to Tom if he doesnt break his Aristo again If your lucky he may even bring his megaphone Lxx

This guy is chairman of anglo american - bearing in mind the pollution and contamination resulting from mining and refining copper, zinc and gold, not to mention diamonds and AA's entry into iron smelting....and COAL mining (read: burning a hole in the ozone layer) I really don't see that he is in a position to dictate to us on environmental issues. Besides.... ...whats the bet he drives a petrol guzzling 4 litre chelsea tractor, or an equally fuel hungry Merc/BMW etc or his missus does As for larger engined cars dying out, our supra's are still going strong after 14 years or more so he can stick that up his Prius tail pipe and smoke it!! Lx