I know its dodgy, but, hey its friday!
>A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
>She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
>
> HUSBAND WANTED:
> MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
> MUST NOT BEAT ME,
> MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
> AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
> ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
>
> On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
>
> "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.
>
> "Just look at you! You have no legs!"
>
> The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cant run around on you!"
>
> "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
>
> Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
>
> She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you good in bed??"
>
> The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
>
> "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
lol