I feel raped...
To apply to be a British Citizen (I'm from South Africa and have been here 7 years) I have had to jump through more hoops than I care to talk about, filled in countless forms, only to find that they've just changed the form, so I have to fill it all in again (and it's huge). I also have to get all my character witnesses to re-sign and fill in their section again, and if that wasn't enough the fees are £655. All that gets you is citizenship, you still have to apply for the passport, not to mention having to write a test on life in the UK, know all about the House of Lords & Commons etc, government details for Wales Scotland Ireland and England... blah blah blah. My fiance is British and she didn't even get 1 question right in the test exam.
Rant done...