supraaaaaaaaaa

this one ?? i love the bronze colours looks like one that is by my neighbours house in reading a lot !!!

i had 2 turn up on my door i looked out the window and saw 2 fairly hot birds so i just went on instincts and answerd the door, they seemed normal at first, asked how my day was blah blah i thought they were on a uni project {dont live far from reading uni !!} anyway then they start on about religion i was like oh shit what have i done now they come round all the bloody time pmsl, but they seem innocent enough :eyebrows:

still more attractive to look at than his ex !! but in all seriousness there is no need to lower the tone that low you know you will loose bud dont you !!!

well 6 weeks aint 5 years is it !!! and i wouldnt work on a submarine, not enough minge !!!

5-7 year stretch pmsl okay what for breaking the speed limit !! you have to kill someone to get that kind of time nowadays they let people off attempted murder as they dont have the damn space !! saving yourself = unsure about my sexuality and havent got the balls to come out yet !!

if you had only had 3 shags in 5 years you would hump anything !!!!

wtf are you a monk or something !!! thats not normal for any man to do that by choice {unless your married !!} single men hump anything on offer !!!

can you afford to loose 8 million though ???

why would he bring it all the way to england for some work to be done on it, to then sell it ?? when it shouldnt be broken as its just had a rebuild !! seems fishy to me !

you remind me of eybeballpete from kevin and perry !!

:rlol: :rlol: :rlol: :rlol: :rlol: not suprsised if i had only got laid 3 times in 5 years i would be imaging every bird was up for it !!!

phone her a cab to pick her up !!! and bring her back to you

shes on the phone to big red !! leave a message imo pour your heart out into her voice mail, and then she can listen to it over and over

okay sorry !! http://www.punternet.com/ here think your going to need this !!

so you get made to look a fool infront of here and now you admit to crying your eyes out !! how old are you ? and 3 shags in 5 years !!! wtf how the hell didnt you burst !!! oh yeah thats right your a wan ker !!!!