in 4 weeks ive gotta give a best mans speech in a mates wedding. the problem is that this guy is so boring theres not much ive gotta work with. considering there are some humourous people on here i was thinking we could have a brainstorming session and see what you lot can come up with. just a bit of background on the guy....he's 28, didnt even come on his own stag do to magaluf, shy, loves his ps3, would rather stay in playing his ps3 than have a night out on the piss, likes watching gore (crazyshit,theync etc etc) and in general just boring. i cant remember any situations where he has been involved where we've had a great time/good laugh so im struggling here.
so feel free to fire some ideas my way guys in the form of opening lines and gags etc