The day I was transferred to another police station after promotion, after the shift ended I went house hunting with my wife. While getting shown around by the owner, he states "don't worry mate, you can trust me I'm a copper". "So am I" I say, turns out he works at the same nick I transferred to, and the prisoner that he arrested that morning, was the one that was handed over to me to deal with.
So, I buy the house off him, I tell my mates I've just bought a house and the above story. When I say the guys name, they all blurt out that they were in college with him about 13 years ago, and that he was a complete tool
Small world....