Sitting up in the canteen at work the other week having breakfast with colleagues. One of my mates was a bit peeved about being refused annual leave by my skipper. One of my other colleagues lets out a proper ripper, and I mean one of the first thing in the morning ones. You know the ones I mean, they go on for ever and are full volume. We all cracked up laughing, my slightly peeved mate thought he would retaliate so leaned over on one cheek and barged one out. He then got up and ran out of the canteen. We all thought he was just messing about, but he failed to come back to his seat. We phoned him and he informed us he had sharted, and needed to go home. We went don to the office where the skipper confronted him and said he didn't believe him and thought it was a ploy to get the day off, especially after being refused annual leave. "really"? he said, "fine, I'll prove it". With thatm he dropped his pants and revealed the catastrophe in his pants. It had somehow gone halfway up his back !!
I swear, I laughed the whole day, and even when I was busy working, the thought would pop back in and set me off again. A story for the grand kids for sure