"hello, Magic Island helpline"
- "erm, hi, yes, there seems to be some kind of problem with my island, the security system has gone mental and is intent on destroying the place..."
"can you still see the light sir?"
- "yes, the light is still there"
"have you tried turning it off and then on again?"
- "no"
"ok I'll stay on the line whilst you do that, it shouldn't take you long, a couple thousand years or so..."
- "Hello, yes it all seems to be working fine now, thankyou for your help"
"no problem sir, is there anything else i can help you with today?"