Welshman, Scotsman and Irish guys talking in a pub (they got rid of the Englishman earlier:p)
Taffy says, I came home earlier and the daughters bag was on the floor so I picked it uo and a packet of fags fell out, I didn't even know she smoked!
Jock said, that's funny coz when I came home the daughter had left her coat on the chair and when I went to hang it up a hip flask fell out of the pocket, and I didn't even know she drank.
Paddy says that's unbelievable, as just before I left the house I had to go in the daughters bedroom to close the window and on her bedside table was a packet of condoms. I didn't even know she had a cock!