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Chewie

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  1. Chewie

    domdotcom

    Nor do I. Didn't mean to offend. For about a year, I never posted anything. Not even a 'hello I'm new to the world of Supes' even though I've had one for 5 years. I was too busy being the Mkiv Supra Owners Club Asteroids Champion. Actually it was the one reason I joined the club. That was until I got bored during the Xmas break. Now in about a week I've zonked up nearly 80. At this rate I should be Mkiv Supra Owners Club Post Champion by 2008. Keep going. 10/10 for effort but 5/10 for emotional content.
  2. Rode 144 miles in a day in LANZAROTE!!! You must have buttocks of steel. ASSOS what would you do without them. I hope it was snowing. I rode in last year's summer heatwave from Cheltenham to the Malvern hills and back only 75 miles. It must have been 35 deg C and I went down with heat exhaustion. Dry honking, brain ache etc.
  3. Chewie

    domdotcom

    I believe his motives are more sinister - he's trying to yup up his number of posts with minimum effort and originality. Cunning, very cunning.
  4. Have you got a big todger Den
  5. The Great North Run is a half marathon so is dead easy. But the BIG BUT is it gets about 50,000 people crammed in. So no chance of a PB as treading all over people. Normally I do a half in sub 90 mins without water stops. As you lose about 5 secs per stop. You never hit THE WALL. A marathon's different cos it's so long you need water, Lucozade Sport and the last 6 miles is THE WALL. It's a bit like your Supe towing a caravan with hand brake on and zero turbo boost. The London Marathon was the best 3 hrs 22 mins 40 secs sight seeing tour of London I've ever had.
  6. Tescos Value Salsa if you want to pull a Vauxhall Chavette. Try Waitrose or M & S for a higher breed of fem. Or S & M if you like.
  7. I take it all back mate. You're nothing like a chav.
  8. Yeah calm down, You need some anger management. Yooof of today. Tsk.
  9. That's cos you spend too much time on the Supe scene. You need to get out more often. Supras are a means to an end. At the cruise meets 90% are blokes. 99% are dressed like chavs. Now what message does that send to a girl who's looking for a potential sperm donor? Internet dating is for sad gits who don't know how to 'cold call' a gorgeous girl in a pub, club, work etc. I'll tell you what's guaranteed pick-up joint - SALSA!! It's boy meets girl and lots of physical. You'll be dancing with a stiffy. So many babes and like any dance class, M/F ratio is like the Lynx effect. There's even girl-on-girl action cos there aren't enough men. Don't tell the missus.
  10. The logic is flawed Captain because you'll be stuck with paying 10times back in interest to the Great White Shark Personal Finance Co. (as advertised on Freeview TVX channel) over the next 20 years. In which time we'll all be on the Mk XXX Supra Owners Club talking about the best way to distill hydrogen for our fuel cells. The illusion is lost, when you pick up a gorgeous babe in yer Supra fanny magnet, get her turned on by the awsome power only to pull up outside Mummy's and Daddy's.
  11. That's what I like to see. A man who's got his priorities right. You're a classic K.I.P.P.E.R. (Kids in Parents Purse Eating Retirement Surplus).
  12. When are they going to arm traffic cops and operate a shoot to kill policy? Please add my name to the top of the recruitment list. I know I have all the necessary kwallifikashuns. I drive a Supe, I watch the bill, I can shoot (practice on Time Crisis 2 on the PS2) and I HATE SCOOTER BOYZ!
  13. Chewie

    Happy Days

    Was she upset about getting just £500 or overjoyed to get £500? As someone has already stated, technically she could have got nowt. 10% is a good traditional figure for a deposit. So is your Supe selling for £10K?
  14. Check this link out. If Adolf can come back looking like Tiddles then what will Saddam be reincarnated as? http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/
  15. I disagree. Point Break is about an undercover cop posing as a surfer to bust up a crime gang. Fat n Fury is about an under cover cop posing as a street racer to bust up a crime gang. New film coming out. Saving Supra. It's about 8 Supes going behind enemy lines to find a missing Supe during WW2. Tipped for Oscars.
  16. Bought mine 5 years ago. Shocked by the depreciation. It's not worth getting rid of. You could buy one on a credit card now.
  17. Alpes D'Huez!! That's serious stuff. Have you done it before? I thought about it but opted for the London Marathon instead. I hope you're getting in the hill training. What cassette ratios are you running? 200 miles is only 30 miles per day. I hope you're getting in a long distance ride. Anyway good luck mate.
  18. Your weight loss would be down to muscle atrophy. A bad back will limit your movement which means muscles don't get flexed. As they're not being used they waste away. The solution is not to start eating more as the body will then store it as FAT because you're not using it for energy. Somehow you need to recover mobility and start exercising. Both abs and back muscles help support your spine.
  19. Not anymore it aint. That Evo 9 got demolished by a 4x4 driven by a notorious family here in Cheltenham. The story is the 4x4 reversed complete over the Evo at a roadside stop. Oh dear[sHOCK][/sHOCK]
  20. If you're having trounble sleeping, try rolling a towel like a swiss roll with a long belt through the centre. Tie it around your waist when you go to bed. This will support the arch/lordosis in your spine. Try it. It worked for me. Driving was the worst I could do when I injured my back. It was getting in and out, pressing on the brake and clutch pedal that got me screaming. You can get your life back. I did.
  21. Baron Herman Von BMW probably quoted it after seeing Firefox. A bit like my mates quoting Fawlty Towers. Don't mention the war.
  22. Moi, un grand salopard! Mais le bag plastique est low fat. I'm also bulimic. HONK!!
  23. Aujourd'hui j'ai mange un grand club sandwich avec tuna mayonnaise, onion, sweet corn, cucumber, fromage cheddar et le bag plastique. Yum yum.
  24. You go to salsa and get to meat loads of luvverly ladies. Get good at it and they queue up to dance with you. The man leads. You are the MASTER and the girlies spin and swivel as you command them. Then take them home in yer Supe for an informal meating.
  25. You're right. Accurate diagnosis is key. 13 years ago it use to take me 15 minutes to just get out of bed. The recovery/rehab took 6 months using the McKenzie system. Now with good back management I lead an active life salsa, climbing, cycling, running, sh4gging ...
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