Chewie
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Are they still out there? Look go back to thread #9 and give them all a Chewie flave cuppa and a chocolate gateau. No noise because no builders. They're all literally crapping themselves.
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Then offer them a nice piping hot cuppa and a slice of home made choccie fudge cake made with lots of loathe.
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You're not going to win so if I was you go over to them say you're extremely sorry for losing your temper (practice by watching Jade Goody). And to show how nice you are make them all a piping hot cuppa - laced with Senokot and chocolate fudge cake with real Exlax!! Dosage? As much as they can eat and drink. Jobs a goodun. I guarantee the work will be finished by about 2 pm. Oh by the way, stick a sign on your door saying your toilet is busted.
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Yeah you know why? It's DOUBLE AND TREBLE TIME!!!!
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But the barstewards still go ahead and excavate at 8.30am. 'Excuse me sir we will start digging up your road at the crack of dawn. Please go to bed earlier than usual to ensure you get your recommended 8 hours.'
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Problem is 8.30 am isn't early enough to make an issue. Now if it was 6:30 am. You'll have to resort to industrial sabotage of all the construction equipment, drills, JCBs, portaloos etc. You can buy hydrogen peroxide from your local hair dresser supplier. Mix it with chappatti flour and blow the whole place up. If you're lucky you house might be intact. See you in court. Good luck and sweet dreams. Disclaimer - Dear Mr Constable, I am a law abiding tax paying citizen of the realm. I do not condone acts of terrorsim but I do feel sorry for this fellow Supra owner.
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If she is genuinely that stupid, then she will go to India. A bit like sending George Dubya and Tiny Blurr to say sorry to the Iraqis and Afghans.
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Shameful! Why's your Mum no 19? Better have a word with your Dad and ask him for good she is.
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So what's M plate UK Spec auto TT with 50K worth?
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She was pig ignorant first time round and got booted out for being a great fat joke. She had a crap time then. Second time round she made a real big effort - A REAL BIG EFFORT to pick on somebody else and make sure they were the joke. But excuse me why did she pick on a successful and very beautiful Bollywood actress who's made her millions based on talent and not on being a complete chav failure. The great ugly pig (cows are sacred in India) is a success due to mediocre PR marketing exercise. Who or what is buying her perfume? Can anybody describe in 4 letters what it smells like?
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It's all three - bullying, ignorance and racism. There's nothing simple about bullying especially if you're on the receiving end. Switch on the telly and look at all the fall out. It's not just about a bunch of celebs in a box shouting at each other. School kids are committing suicide and carrying weapons because they face attitudes like Jade Goody, Danielle Lloyd and Jo O'Meera. A racist is a simple ignorant bully!
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Due to the UK plant closure, there's a possibiity I might be transferred to Stuttgart for ever and apply for German citizenship!!!! But it's only down the road from The Ring:eyebrows: The company may be looking at arranging weekend trip for any Brits who wish to colloborate with the Germans. What a thought! All those Beemers and Porks to race against:ecstatic:
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Back in the 70s vinyl roofs were very in vogue, as were furry dice. I bet in our life time a FMIC mounted JCB scoop stylee will be a must kill accessory. It's Queer Eye for The Straight Guy all over again.
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Be careful! It's not just chat rooms. One slip of the tongue and you can be in deep sh1t!
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Indeed Jermaine Jackson is not a product of an illegitimate union. But it's well reported that his old man was a right bastard!
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But of course as a law abiding, tax paying citizen of the realm but I do object to having to pay extra tax on sunflower oil freshly strained from cans of tuna when I've already paid 17.5% VAT when I bought 2 for 1 at Sainsburys.
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Ironically I work (?) for a diesel fuel injection manufacturer. As long as the oil is thin and can be pumped without overloading the pump you should be alright. At about -10 deg C veg oil will have the consistency of margarine. But thanks to global warming and the Gulf Steam you shouldn't need a preheater. Just mix it with diesel fuel. A guy at work runs a Xantia and it smells like a chip shop.
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Our American owners have decided to close down our engineering firm which is a great pity because it was only 7 minutes walk to work, 2 minutes to run and 90 secs to cycle. So now I'm gonna have to look for work elsewhere and probably have to drive. The Supra's too good for commuting. So I'm after a little diesel runabout something that I can run on veg/sun flower/ olive oil. Suggestions please.
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As they're holding a water pump I'd imagine it's probably more to do with heavily corroded threads than anything else. You'd shear bolts if the corrosion was severe enough. Just be careful.
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I agree with mercx. As a design engineer, I would use studs for location assistance. Are you frequently shearing studs? If so check the torque wrench calibration - if you're using one. If not then it's no wonder they're breaking.
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Part of the reason is to do with the unsprung mass. The spring and dampers will react differently with the extra mass of the wheel as it's displaced vertically with the road surface. Also as a wheel rotates it will have a gyroscopic effect to maintain it's position when forced to move. A larger wheel will resist movement moreso than a smaller wheel and be less responsive. I think.
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I always thought the public image of Jade was a very dumb ugly woman famed for her stupidity and attention seeking stunts. Witness her London marathon attempt. But in reality her stupidity is nothing to her arrogance and fucked up bigotry. She's a psycho bullying control freak. The sad thing about this is with help from people like Max Clifford, the ugly fat Queen of Chavs will be opening even more supermarkets. Celebrity and fame are like powerful Supras. In the hands of the stupid they're downright dangerous.
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She's slack as a bucket. So much so you have to tie a plank across your arse to stop yourself falling in.
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I once went out to my ex gf's big barfday curry sesh. There were 8 girls & 2 blokes. When the bill came up, this girl reknowned for being tight (financially) insisted on working out the equal share on her mobile phone calculator. Isn't it just divide by 10 like move the decimal point over? Crafty cow divided by 8 so that we ended up paying for her!!! But somebody who saw the bill in her hand, twigged it and she got right royal public roasting in front of the whole restaurant. You're right never happens with blokes.
