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No problems from anywhere in the world. It's the odd one which makes alot of bad news. As Locky mentioned read the feedback. But beware there is a method to ramp up or 'buy' +ve feedback.

Trying to find its way home. Return it to the person it was stolen from. [GRIN][/GRIN]

Generally in life, it always pays to tip. I tip my barber so I don't get a dodgy haircut. I tip waiters so I always get a decent table, they say hello etc and so impresses the ladies. I tip the dustbin man every Xmas so my wheeley bin never ends up 100 yards down the road. I tip the newspaper boy so I don't read papier mache and I always tip off the police so I never get stopped.

Grab the cheque at both ends and pull. Examine for stretchiness. Then with as much force as possible, throw it down on a hard surface and observe opposite rebound.

Nobody will see it if it's one of your pubes. [GRIN][/GRIN]

Quattros, RS200 and 6R4 ruled the world when many of you were running around in pampers. Back in the 80s when we had 15% interest rates, rally drivers didn't ponce around in 2 litre family saloons. They had Group B and regularly got killed or killed spectators. It was part of the fun of standing in a Welsh forest and dodging a suped up Metro with a cannibalised V6 engine hurtling through the trees at 100+. Ah when I was a lad ...

There's a Nigerian diamond geezer who will lend you 10x that if you email him your bank details.

Give him a break! He's just a kid. It takes years of experience to master quality clutch control. Did it occur to you that your car may have already been on fire?

Agreed. If you're with a lady guest, it will impress her if you dip into your imaginary lotto winnings and pull out a crisp £20 note. And as it's not me, slip him another £20 on collection. Or just slip him one if your that way inlcined.

Very impressive but as I overhead one little lad say at Legoland the models would be better if they weren't covered in measles. I suppose the same goes to Meccano. Fill in the holes and TIG weld the parts then you wouldn't have all those bolt heads and nuts poking out all over the place.

WARNING-Don't try any of this at home. My cat once brought back an injured mouse to play around with. Watched by my little sister, I kept pulling it out of the cat's mouth but the cat kept catching and bringing it back. So I grabbed my catapult (Barnett Diablo or something like that) and launched the mouse across the road with the intention to give it a head start. My little sister and I noticed that on take off, the mouse actually seem to break into two. So ghoulishly we set off to find out what had happened to the mouse. It didn't take long to find it. A very anorexic mouse and a mouse life support system by it's side. The G forces were so great that it's entire guts, heart, lungs, liver, kidneys and lunch were hauled out of it's rear exit hole. What a waste. If eBay was around I could have sold it for organ donor transplant.

Your sister was probably 3 years old whereas I was about 13. Was she of the same opinion that Milky Bar dog poo didn't smell half as bad as the Cadburys Bournville variety?

The news agent went mental when I dumped 99 quids worth of loose change on the counter. It weighed a ton. We spent about 20 mins counting it all out. He read the riot act out to me. Apparently there is a max limit to which you can hand over loose coins. He let me off cos he didn't know it himself! [GRIN][/GRIN]. It weird the other week after the Yanks announced the big shutdown everybody was in a big depression [sAD][/sAD]. This morning guys were already pinning their retirement on the lotto and acting like England had just beaten Australia at cricket!! Asif!!!

Just spent £99 on Euro lottery tickets. Our US owners are closing us down. So I emailed a notice around that we should do the Euro lotto. Expecting only 10 people max, I've ended with 66 including the big boss, senior managers as well as all the guys on the shop floor and even the sub-contract cleaner lady. One of the senior engineers has even written a XL spreadsheet to which identifies the winning lines and adds up all the prize money. BPU+ yes please! Knowing our luck it'll be £10 divided by 66. [sAD][/sAD]

The jet fighter or the car?

I do remember it was 'user friendly' as it didn't pong so bad. Once swimming in the River Avon in Salisbury I grabbed what I thought was a white log. Indeed it was a log of sorts. [GRIN][/GRIN]

Gorgeous Sunday morning in Summer 200 millions years ago, I was in driving back from Devon in my MG Midget top down wind in the hair with Going For the One by Yes on Sharp radio cassette. The banger is so behaving itself. Be back home for lunch in a few hours. No rush. Pootling along past Shepton Mallet straight road when all over sudden a Ford Cortina Mk3 battle cruiser pulls out and I T-bone him. [sHOCK][/sHOCK]

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Had IK+ on my Atari ST. Top game.

All four got flat spotted!! How many spins did you do?

There's a meet being organised just round the corner from you in a few weeks. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=96064&highlight=malvern

It's a name, a number preferably not mobile and very important address. And email or website address. Too many cowboys on the scene. Potential customers like to be reassured you're not going to disappear with their money or cars. It hurts me to say it but if you're really serious, forget the naked women cos you could lose a lot of female business and dare I say it ... cough cough splutter ... gay business. Their money is the same colour as ours. If you want some w4nk vids I've got truck loads.

You stuck your car into an MOT with dodgy tyres?!! Couldn't you be bothered to check them over first? Did you honestly expect them to overlook them. Every mechanic knows Supes are reknowned tyre munchers. They're the first things they check.

Possible she may have lost control on the same diesel spillage. How this will affect the claim, I don't know. She may claim it wasn't her fault even. Hang in there. [sAD][/sAD]